I know but just in case
Moderator: Forum Moderators
Lol, I've never heard it myself, but I have heard of that LotR Rip-off for human males. Some funny /silly's from the Dwarf Male:
"I don't have a drinking problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"
"I don't drink any more. 'Course I don't drink any less either."
"I'm just a social drinker! Whenever someone says "I think I'll have a drink," I say, "So Shall I!.""
"*crunch* Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! *sproioioing* Ooooooh, there's me 'ammer."
"I like my beer like I like my women. Stout, and bitter."
EDIT: Oh, the Ogres in Warcraft 3 still do the argueing. Like these quotes:
"*burp* He did it!"
"No, he did it!"
"That way!"
"No, that way!"
And of course...
"*farts*. *laughter*
"I don't have a drinking problem! I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"
"I don't drink any more. 'Course I don't drink any less either."
"I'm just a social drinker! Whenever someone says "I think I'll have a drink," I say, "So Shall I!.""
"*crunch* Oh, I'm having a wardrobe malfunction! *sproioioing* Ooooooh, there's me 'ammer."
"I like my beer like I like my women. Stout, and bitter."
EDIT: Oh, the Ogres in Warcraft 3 still do the argueing. Like these quotes:
"*burp* He did it!"
"No, he did it!"
"That way!"
"No, that way!"
And of course...
"*farts*. *laughter*
-
- Posts: 49
- Joined: August 7th, 2005, 11:47 pm
- Elvish_Pillager
- Posts: 8137
- Joined: May 28th, 2004, 10:21 am
- Location: Everywhere you think, nowhere you can possibly imagine.
- Contact:
See if you don't like Globulation 2. It's not like most RTSs.Lugo Moll wrote:I'm kind of anti-RTS...
Last edited by Elvish_Pillager on August 8th, 2005, 8:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. Oh, and by the way, sending me private messages won't work. :/ If you must contact me, there's an e-mail address listed on the website in my profile.
try homeworld or ground control. good graphics, doesn't need a super computer,, no rescources (in GC anyway) or base building(shipbuilding in HW) best battle scenes ever, and lus homeworld is in space and is 100% 3-d. your units go up and down and stuff. and you fight inside a neubla. and a supernova. none of that black backround with stars stuff in HW!Lugo Moll wrote:I'm kind of anti-RTS...
(if you don't like them I'll have to kill you so you may be better off not playing them. but its not possible not to like them anyway. but if it does happen lie and say you like them.

Oh no look out its a ray gun.
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
- Elvish_Pillager
- Posts: 8137
- Joined: May 28th, 2004, 10:21 am
- Location: Everywhere you think, nowhere you can possibly imagine.
- Contact:
Do you know any place to download Ground Control that isn't Fileplanet?unsung wrote:...ground control.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. Oh, and by the way, sending me private messages won't work. :/ If you must contact me, there's an e-mail address listed on the website in my profile.
no execpt for sierra's site maybe. or massives. did you mean the full game or the demo?
I bought the game at best buy for 10$ a few years ago so the chances of you finding the game are low unless you use ebay or something which would still leave the chances pretty low.
you may be able to find the sequel though, but from what ive heard the origional is far better.
I bought the game at best buy for 10$ a few years ago so the chances of you finding the game are low unless you use ebay or something which would still leave the chances pretty low.
you may be able to find the sequel though, but from what ive heard the origional is far better.
Oh no look out its a ray gun.
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
- Elvish_Pillager
- Posts: 8137
- Joined: May 28th, 2004, 10:21 am
- Location: Everywhere you think, nowhere you can possibly imagine.
- Contact:
The full game, the original. It's released for free on fileplanet with the sequel's demo, in fact it has been open-sourced. However, I'm not willing to go through the hassle to get it off fileplanet.unsung wrote:no execpt for sierra's site maybe. or massives. did you mean the full game or the demo?
I bought the game at best buy for 10$ a few years ago so the chances of you finding the game are low unless you use ebay or something which would still leave the chances pretty low.
you may be able to find the sequel though, but from what ive heard the origional is far better.
I would also be interested if there was anywhere I could get the demo.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. Oh, and by the way, sending me private messages won't work. :/ If you must contact me, there's an e-mail address listed on the website in my profile.
Thanks, but I doubt I would like them anyway. You see, what I don't like about Real-time strategy is the fact that they are real-time. You have to stress all the time and never get a moment to enjoy the new units you just upgraded, or watch the graphics.
Hmm... perhaps I would like an RTS with a Black Isle style pause-system...
Hmm... perhaps I would like an RTS with a Black Isle style pause-system...
"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies."
-Roger the shrubber
-Roger the shrubber
You mean where you can pause and look the place over and even give orders, then unpause?
Yeah, I liked that. First saw it in Ogre Battle.
Yeah, I liked that. First saw it in Ogre Battle.
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it. -- You-know-who
The Kingdom Of Loathing Era
The Kingdom Of Loathing Era
in HW you can pause the action and the look around if you get overwhelmed, I don't think you can give orders but I haven't tried. but anyway these two games do not have the stress factor your talking about simply becuase of the way they are designed.Lugo Moll wrote:Thanks, but I doubt I would like them anyway. You see, what I don't like about Real-time strategy is the fact that they are real-time. You have to stress all the time and never get a moment to enjoy the new units you just upgraded, or watch the graphics.
EP I don't get what you mean by not wanting to use fileplanet because of the hassle. all you need is a gamespy I.D. which is free and the chances that the public server for that specific thing will be full are pretty low.
that game has awesome music and sound effects I should add. and graphics. greatest. batlle scenes. ever. outside of HW anyway.
Oh no look out its a ray gun.
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
You should move to avoid the rays
the rays are coming out of the gun
if you are hit by the rays
you will be shot by the rays
the rays are fast so you should be fast to
can you win against the fast rays from the gun?
- Elvish_Pillager
- Posts: 8137
- Joined: May 28th, 2004, 10:21 am
- Location: Everywhere you think, nowhere you can possibly imagine.
- Contact:
I remember I got that, and then it said I needed to have something else or something. I don't remember too well but I gave up at that point; I don't like their privacy policy anyway, etc, etc.unsung wrote:EP I don't get what you mean by not wanting to use fileplanet because of the hassle. all you need is a gamespy I.D.
It's all fun and games until someone loses a lawsuit. Oh, and by the way, sending me private messages won't work. :/ If you must contact me, there's an e-mail address listed on the website in my profile.