Ruin A Wish

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but it destroys all different ecosystems...

I wish that I always know a good translation for my translation works (Era of Myth to Latin, in the moment.)

[Boldek]

granted, but everybody boycotts EoM in latin.



I wish that I would be able to write an awesome idea for the best rpg campaign ever, and have some fool do the wml for me. (leaving the pixelaret to me)

[Mountain_King]

Granted. The fool is horrible at WML and your campaign constantly crashes. It is put in the public square by a developer as "worst campaign ever" because of its lousy coding.


I wish this thread will not get locked.

[Gambit]

Granted. ...

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...

For now.

I wish for the motivation to rewrite GEB next month.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, if you do not succed, you will be send to my torture cellar. See you in 31 days.

I wish the maintainers of EOM looked at my last two posts.

[Captain_Wrathbow]

Granted; they did look at them, but they didn't reply and never will.

I also wish for Gambit to have the motivation to rewrite GEB.

[Shinobody]

Granted. He gets all YOUR motivation.

I wish my soundcard... Nah, i'll live.
I wish timberwolf was back to the forums. (so THIS ERA coud be finished at last).
EDIT: Just read Zero's post page ago.
Crap. That was creepy.

[powershot]

Wish for nothing, ok, you get nothing.

I fish wish for a perfect world.(beat that)

[Drakefriend]

That was not Shinobody's wish!

Granted, but the world is perfect...according to some insane villain! Okay, the world is perfect according to me. (To begin with, I rule it! )

I wish my translations would elevate myself to the position of Translator (at the Wesnoth Forums, and now).

[powershot]

Granted,You do great translations and are stuck doing all the translations for the rest of your life.

I wish for happiness.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. Thank you! I think I take all of it! Sorry!

I wish Thylacinus cynocephalus would never have gone extinct.

[hhyloc]

Granted, but the Homo sapien go extinct instead.

I wish for omni-knowledge (is that even a word?)

[Drakefriend]

Granted. But this is only enough that it is omniscience.

I wish for omniscience, in addition to my world dominance and

to the powers I was granted in a wish some time ago

"a Mad Scientist Criminal Mastermind Supervillain whose powers include superstrength, superintelligence, invulnerability, supersenses, shapeshifting, immortality, regeneration, reality warping, telepotation, swordsmanship, time travel, flight, telekinesis, psychometry, souleating, encyclic knowledge, capability of holding breath, luck, energy projection, invincibility and godhood, all of which to a great degree and under perfect controll. I will however not suffer any bad side effects, including psychological ones, and I will always have enough energy avaible for my actions and survival"

without any disadvantage of any kind (including psychological or fate-related ones).

[powershot]

Granted. But this is only enough that it is omniscience.

I wish for omniscience, in addition to my world dominance and

to the powers I was granted in a wish some time ago

"a Mad Scientist Criminal Mastermind Supervillain whose powers include superstrength, superintelligence, invulnerability, supersenses, shapeshifting, immortality, regeneration, reality warping, telepotation, swordsmanship, time travel, flight, telekinesis, psychometry, souleating, encyclic knowledge, capability of holding breath, luck, energy projection, invincibility and godhood, all of which to a great degree and under perfect controll. I will however not suffer any bad side effects, including psychological ones, and I will always have enough energy avaible for my actions and survival"

without any disadvantage of any kind (including psychological or fate-related ones).

Granted, you didn't specify who it was for.

I wish this wish is un-grantable.

[Ceres]

Not granted, granted, not granted, granted, not...
Wish Granting Machine Markup Language error: stuck in infinite loop
The Wish Granting Machine explodes and a screw hits your computer, which is totally destroyed.

I wish for tasty cake for everybody.