You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Dunno]

586. You think girls are overpowered because they have boobs.

[Gambit]

I can't decide on a smiley. So I'll let you pick my response: , , or

[Frogger5]

I personally would have gone for this one:

[Boldek]

when you see environmentalist protests against logging, you shrug and say, "why bother? leave the woods to the elves."
you are convinced that your neighbours are committing necromancy.
you don't hike any more after playing "the crossroads" in HttT
people try to describe their out-of-country friends to you, and your first response is: "how come none of your friends come from Wesnoth?"
you make a joke about drakes to people you have never met, and they think its funny, then you tell the same joke to your friends, and they don't laugh.

[Drakefriend]

591. ...you think famous people of our world are actually characters from Wesnoth.
592. ...you worship Eloh.
593. ...,in a survey, you answer the question about your religion (if you can write which "other" religion you belong to) with "Elohism"
594. ...you are very shocked that Elohism isn't in the list.
595. ...you found Elohism.
596. ...you think a gun modelled after a dragon is stronger than a normal one.
597. ... the Grim Reaper comes to you, you think he is a Spectre and try to attack with something hot (as ghosts are quite weak against Fire, and you don't have Arcane damage...)
598. ...after you invariably lost, you complain that the RNG is biased.
599. ...you try to reload...
600. ...which works.

[Colouredbox]

601. ...you think you have been playing Wesnoth too long.
602. ...you play Delfador in HttT the movie.
603. ...you draw Wescomics when trying to have a Wesbreak.

[Captain_Wrathbow]

604. You know better than to post in this dumb thread, and finally decide to let it die in peace. (hint, hint)

[Colouredbox]

605. ... you continue to post to this most awesome thread ever!
606. ... you have completely replaced games original sprites by your own crappy ones.
607. ... you want to move faster in forests. What you gonna do? Dyi your hair blond of course.
608. ... you write the best seller "Me & Wesnoth".

[Drakefriend]

609. ...you post "this thread should die".
Just because you recognise yourself here...

[Colouredbox]

610. ... you forget your real name.
611. ... you are Wesnoth.
612. ... you wonder where do you see persons XP.
613. ... you have dim trait. ( I have )

[sur.nhm]

614. You think thread should die in peace.

[Colouredbox]

615. ... you think this thread should die in an epic turn-based battle between good and evil.
616. ... the only language you speak is WML.
617. ... walking to your house takes 4 hours.
618. ... you wonder are kids goblins or dwarfs.

[Boldek]

615. ... you think this thread should die in an epic turn-based battle between good and evil.

you know that can't happen, because when ever the good guy dies, you save and reload, despite forum mods anger at thread necroing

you wander around town jabbering in WML, and wonder why only half the people reply in the same tongue.

when you apply for a job, your ethnic group is "wesnothian"

you ask your friend how he recruited his baby daughter, because there is no such thing as children in wesnoth.

you try to make money by running into other peoples houses, when the police arrive they arrest you despite the fact you explained that you were "capturing villages"

when you compare people, you say: "she can beat him in multiplayer."

[Colouredbox]

622. ... you go to a medieval castle and try to recruit an unit with 14 gold ...
623. ... you come to the result that you are a drake because other factions have units that cost 14 or less but you don't.

[Boldek]

624.........you move faster over muddy grass than over a puddle of water on the side walk.