Ruin A Wish

[phlegethon]

Granted, but you grow very bored because of your average life.
I wish for caffeine.

[Mountain_King]

Granted, but you overdose on caffeine, and your bones break down as your body is robbed of calcium. You collapse into a heap next to a coffee maker.

I wish word association was locked.

[Boldek]

Granted, but they also lock this one, so you can never wish again.

I wish that I would be able to confound everyone with my wish.

[Finrod]

Granted, but you confound yourself so you don't actually know what you wished for.

I wish for a Pegasus.

[Boldek]

Granted, but you try to ascend to the gods and get zapped.

I wish for a albertasauros that I can control.

[Finrod]

Granted, but then an AI computer takes over it and it eats you.

I wish for a A1M1 Abrams Tank with plenty of ammo and gas.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you are arrested for possessing illegal weapons and weapon smuggling.

I wish for something very bad happening to me.

[Boldek]

Granted, but at the last moment someone rescues you.


I wish for a car

[Finrod]

Granted, but you can't pay for the gas, so the only thing you can do with it is to continually wash it.

I wish I could legally own a V-22 Osprey that has plenty of fuel and couldn't crash or have any problems with it, and that I could fly from my back yard.

[johndh]

Granted, but you're mistaken for a terrorist who stole a different V-22 from a nearby military base, and are promptly shot down.

I wish I were bulletproof.

[Gambit]

Granted, but now you're water soluble.

I wish for $60.

[artisticdude]

Granted. Sixty dollars appear out of thin air, becoming the straw that broke the camel's back and sending the entire nation into hyper inflation.

I wish the Wesnoth forums were spammer-proof.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. The Wesnoth forums get deleted.

I wish for...the instant, total, ultimate and irreversible annihilation of this universe, or if this is only part of a multiverse, the entire universe, and to die when the universe ends.

[johndh]

Granted, but it turns out that the afterlife is identical to this current existence. (In that case, maybe we're already in an afterlife. )

I wish for world peace (without killing anybody in the process).

[artisticdude]

Granted, but by the time it finally happens mankind has colonized space and now wages war on a galactic scale rather than on a planetary one. Then They Invented the Death Star.™

I wish the Wesnoth AI would stop throwing rocks at my mailbox.