Join my Anti-Hobbit League!

[Midnight_Carnival]

I hate Hobbits.
They're ugly, gluttinous and smelly, they have all the bad points off kids without ever growing up.
And they lend themselves to obscene jokes too easilly.
I love games where you get to kill and eat hobbits (sometimes under a different name, eg: "Hurthlings" in ADOM) there was even a Steve Jackson Fighting Fantasy book where you were this monster who alutomatically attacked and ate Hobbist on sight! If I were running a Fantasy country I wouldn't give the little <obscenity>ers the vote. Them and the chocolate factory pygmies can go and <deleted> as far as I'm concerned!

I'm really glad there are no Hobbits or HLBs in Wesnoth. And no, it's not vertical discrimination: I love Dwarves, I love Goblins I even like Gnomes... just not Hobbits.

What are your views on Hobbits, and can you suggest any good Hobbit recipies?

[Dunno]

you're racist
I like hobbits because they are lazy and calm. Exactly what I love in life! Those long days spent on eating, sleeping and playing wesnoth... ahhh...

[Velensk]

I think you need something better to do with your time.

[Dunno]

Now when I'm in high school I have to wake up at 6 o'clock, come back home 4-5 p.m. and do homework. I have 1.5 h for eating, washing myself and stuff. I have 30 mins tops of spare time. And around 7h for sleep. Man, do I miss old times when I could do hobbit stuff

[Reepurr]

The only problem I have with Hobbits, in LotR films, anyway, is "Master Frodo!" time and time again...

[Midnight_Carnival]

yes I'm racist. It is common to most of humanity that we are inclined to play "spot the difference" with those around us, and when we define ourselves we want to make people not like us the complete opposite. Something which comes up again and agian in my writing.

No, I don't need anything better to do with my time, I have a lot of important things I should have done already! From an early age I have had responsibilities thrust on me and dissapointed few people, that's why I revel in the chance to act stupid and childish as long as it doesn't hurt anyone ...important.

It's ok to hurt Hobbits though, twist their hairy little feet of, play Hobbit tennis, tie weights to them and use them for shark fishing, make Hobbit sausages.

'dragons and elves! cagabes and potatoes is better for the likes of you and me I says to him!' they say, smug in their selfish little crawly-holes. But sometimes the big bad world comes and finds little Hobbitses and bites the in the dark. We hates them! Nasty Hobitses Hisss! we hates them! Put them in sacks and make Trolls sit on them!

[PeterPorty]

I think you need something better to do with your time.

[Moribund]

hobbits took r jobs!

lazy ass hobbits flooding our economy with cheap goods taking jobs away from real faerie folk

ethnic cleansing!

[Gambit]

I haven't read half of these posts half as much as I should like, and I've let this thread go on twice as much as it deserves.

Locked.

[Iris]

I missed my opportunity to post before, but anyway:

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I think you need something better to do with your time.