You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[HomerJ]

143. ...shoot from afar, and several people stood before you and your murderer, and your last words are "NOOB!".

... and your last words are "definitely not going to be mainline...".

Greetz
HomerJ

[monochromatic]

144. You watch this opening battle scene and wonder:

• Since when could Horsemen throw spears?
• Those units are so OP, they can kill with a single shot. What is it, 50-1?
• Why don't the Spearmen pwn the Horsemen? They have firststrike!

[Hulavuta]

HomerJ wins this topic

[Mountain_King]

HomerJ wins this topic

Noooooooo! Now we have to stop! Oh well, one more for good measure?
145. You keep referring to your cousin's potato cannon as a thunderstick despite his efforts to correct you.

[Hulavuta]

146. You spend so much time on MP and on IRC that on the forums and other sites you just type the a few first letters of somebody's name and then hit tab instead of typing their whole name.

[Iris]

146. You spend so much time on MP and on IRC that on the forums and other sites you just type the a few first letters of somebody's name and then hit tab instead of typing their whole name.

Ahh, another true entry. I do this myself.

[PeterPorty]

147. You are willing to learn WML, not to do a campaign or anything, just to be able to join the conversations in IRC.

[Drakefriend]

148. ...saying EINR(Earth Is Not Realistic) instead of WINR.

[Rigor]

i thought i did post something here but no i cant find it anymore

[Rigor]

could u please not delete my query for historical battle jokes, thx.

149 while you play other strategy games you wonder why visibly pinned units escape through the middle although they lack the skirmisher skill.

150 you are playing wesnoth for far too long when you u receive a birthday e-card from your wesnoth friends who also know your real name, saying in a metallic computer voice:

#he-llo, #Ri-gor. #i #w-ish #u #a-ll #the #bes-t #fo-r #you-r #bir-th-d-ay #ha-ha-ha-ha"

[Hulavuta]

...Why was this stickied?

[Dunno]

yeah I'm wondering about that too
This is no big thread, I think it's slowly dying already

[Hulavuta]

151. This gets stickied

(I totally thought that my "Where did you get your username" should've gotten stickied, and not just because I made it.)

[Midnight_Carnival]

151. You want to apply for a job, but you can't get work becasue no company will accept the Unit Description you wrote for yourself, and no matter how much you pester talented aritsts whey won't draw a nice Portrait of you to go with your Unit Description

152. When you finally do find a job, you quit because they don't pay in gold, and want to pay you every week/month instead of every turn

153. You have seriously considered working as a Spearman, Heavy Infantryman, Archer, etc... because the pay is great despite the lousy hours

154. You wear TC clothing and carry a stack of flags around with you when you visit someone in another town.

[Iris]

...Why was this stickied?

Because.

More like because people would keep kicking the dead horse all the time if we didn't hang the dead horse on the viewforum page.