You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Araja · Post by **Araja** » July 19th, 2010, 4:59 pm

Hmm...that one makes me think.

90. Because of the insane behavior recorded earlier in the thread, you fail a mental health test and are told you'll be "committed". You respond with: "Wow, I had no idea my work was that good!"

monochromatic · Post by **monochromatic** » July 19th, 2010, 5:35 pm

91. When you see skeletons rising in front of you, you decide to punch them instead of picking up the nearby axe and chopping them to pieces.

Hulavuta · Post by **Hulavuta** » July 19th, 2010, 6:09 pm

(elvish_sovereign's 91 brought up a real-life experience to my memory, found below)

92. When watching the skeleton battle scene in "Jason and the Argonauts" you yell at the characters that blade damage isn't good against skeletons.

Araja · Post by **Araja** » July 19th, 2010, 6:28 pm

That happens to me as well. Whenever I see fight scenes in films part of me is always thinking "No, use fire attacks!" Or "This is where you need an ulfserker" or "Why send *humans* to a cave? 40%,2?"

Captain_Wrathbow · Post by **Captain_Wrathbow** » July 19th, 2010, 6:37 pm

I'm sure that would happen to me too, if I watched movies.... (which I hardly ever do, if you can believe it)

Hulavuta · Post by **Hulavuta** » July 19th, 2010, 7:21 pm

Which further proves:

93. The people in Jurassic Park having guns would barely help, since saurians are 20% Pierce resistant

Araja · Post by **Araja** » July 19th, 2010, 8:12 pm

I still think the guns would be a good idea. Would you want to fight a dinosaur at melee range? No way. Get into good terrain and range-poke them into submission!

Hulavuta · Post by **Hulavuta** » July 19th, 2010, 8:17 pm

Too bad you have to go right up to them to fight them.

Araja · Post by **Araja** » July 19th, 2010, 8:23 pm

Not necessarily. Download the Real Ranged Era before visiting Jurassic Park and you'd be in with a real chance.

Captain_Wrathbow · Post by **Captain_Wrathbow** » July 19th, 2010, 8:25 pm

Better yet, download SX.

monochromatic · Post by **monochromatic** » July 19th, 2010, 8:27 pm

94. You see an unusually short policeman walk over, armed with a shotgun. Think he must be a Dragonguard or something, you decided arming yourself with a halberd would be your best defense, since you get pierce resistance by doing so.

Hulavuta · Post by **Hulavuta** » July 19th, 2010, 8:42 pm

95. You become a Dragonguard, shoot, and miss. Then you wait till morning to reload and shoot again.

Captain_Wrathbow · Post by **Captain_Wrathbow** » July 19th, 2010, 9:33 pm

96. You have no fear of being shot, because most people are probably lvl1's and you're sure you have more than 18 hitpoints.

King_Elendil · Post by **King_Elendil** » July 19th, 2010, 9:40 pm

97. You imagine that your archery target is a little goblin.

Dixie · Post by **Dixie** » July 19th, 2010, 10:01 pm

Captain_Wrathbow wrote:96. You have no fear of being shot, because most people are probably lvl1's and you're sure you have more than 18 hitpoints.

98. Even if you were shot, sitting on a house for a day should heal it all anyway. Who needs hospitals?

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