You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Sonic]

817)You think your wait your great father regenarate.
818)You dont wont touch your dog why you think is Chaos dog.
819)when go in a car you think is a Mechanical dragon(mech dwarfs)
820)you think your DA and when die come back to live in Lich

And i know thing on all that...this happen to my

[Wintermute]

821) Barack Obama is elected president... and you are reading the Wesnoth forums.

[claudya]

821) Barack Obama is elected president... and you are reading the Wesnoth forums.

[Iris]

822) When you come to the forums of Wesnoth specifically for finding out who was elected president of the U.S.A.

[TheMasterOfBattle]

823. You played a match of Wesnoth instead of watching who won the election

[A Guy]

824:When you look at the websites of both candidates, looking for the changes they propose to Wesnoth.

[TheMasterOfBattle]

825. You actually found the said changes in reason #824 and you voted based on that.

[SkeleRanger]

826: You find that one of said canidates is suggesting a change in wesnoth's luck system.

827: You request bans on anyone who voted for him.

[In_My_CrossHairs]

#828
You've memorized and wrote down each and every flippin' one of these.

#829

You didn't vote because no candidate mentioned Wesnoth in the presidential debates (that would be sad)

#830

You check how many people who voted, and checked if they played Wesnoth

#831

When you are asked what you do in your spare time, you simply reply "Wesnoth"

#832

You counted how many hexes were in the states (I actually did this. I got bored at 100)

[Temuchin Khan]

#833 When you look at the title of the "You've been playing Wesnoth too long...." thread, the first thought that crosses your mind is "been there, done that."

[Hulavuta]

834:
When your best friend gets cancer, you bring him to a White mage for healing

835:
You kill your friend so that you can raise him back as your minion

836:
You realize that he can't come back, and you think it's because you are in your house.

837:
Depressed at killing your best friend, you replay from your last Auto-save, and don't kill him

838:
You get mad at your friend, and you leave him to go somewhere else. You try to recall him the next day, but he wants 20 bucks

[Phenoca]

839: When you are walking down a hallway, and drop your pencil (while trying to spin it), you automatically reach in front of you to press the "Undo" hotkey

Nice one Wintermute.

[DEATH_is_undead]

840: You make a spot for your cat behind your monitor, so you can keep an eye on her.
841: You forget shes there, and try to adjust your monitor, only waking the cat.
842: You say your sorry, and go back to Wesnoth.
843: You start playing a really long game, and after 2 hours, your cat comes for more attention.
844: You hit Esc and click yes to get the cat off of you, not meaning to quit the game.
845: You go back to the game, say your sorry, and completely forget about the cat on your lap.
846: You win, so you jump up in joy, and the cat falls fall down in surprise.

[panzervb]

847. You named an atomic bomber a "Lich", after the unit in Wesnoth.
848. You realised that the name "Lich" sounds like "Lick" and unoriginal and you call it "Liche". (True)
849. You have no idea what a car is, and when you see a jockey you say: "Well, your ears are not pointy..."

[Blarumyrran]

850. You are happy to see threads such as this - "at least not another god thread".