You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[idanwin]

675: You call every house a village.
676: You always stay at home.
677: You are shocked when you are sick at home.
678: You wonder why there's other units in your house? For as far as I know multiple hex villages don't exist yet...

[Mica]

679. When you think up new wose-related jokes.
680. When you think of the poor wose that was sacrificed to make your chair and your desk.

[MaxRip]

681: when you knew said Wose by name (err... is there a file that has specific names for wose?)
682: You wonder why no humans you know have the names Addraecyn, Addraenvan, Addraer, Addraercyn, Addraryn, Addreddry, Addredry, Addregwyn, Addrenyc, Addreoddry, Addreoddyn, Addreonyc, Addreorcyn, Addreran, Addribryn, Addriddyn, Addrocyn, Addroryn, Addrunvan, Addrurcyn, Addryllyn, Addrynvan, Aethacyn, etc.
683: likewise for your elvish and dwarvish friends.
684: you have Elvish and dwarvish friends.
685: You believe playing wesnoth is tax deductable.
686: your name is Patrick Parker, ( )
687: You dont know what school is.
688: you always stand 1 hex distance away from other people. (stacking is not supported)
689: you know how to code in WML, but do not know how to fill out a tax return.
690: extra credit to anyone who can tell me the percentages of successful hit of an elvish outrider standing on a desert hex against an ogre on a cave hex (misleading ain't it?)
691: If you can decode a liches spell book
692: if you have a liches spellbook
693: if you have been playing so long you died.
694: If you then became a lich
695: If you, now a lich, are still playing now.
696: If you know what things are wrong with this sentence: "I just did 7 holy damage against that undead ghoul."
697: If you just defeated a fly with "touch" and it came back from the dead as a WC.
698: if it made you level up.
699: if you pause after swatting a fly normally, glow, then look completely different and nobody notices.
700: If you trained your dog to play
701: if you trained your cat to play (wait? you trained a cat to do something?!)
702: if your cat or dog needs to win a game against you in order for you to feed it.
703: If you rigged up a mechanism to feed them whenever they win so you don't have to get up.
704: if you can keep writing these reasons and playing wesnoth all the while.

[dontano]

681: when you knew said Wose by name (err... is there a file that has specific names for wose?)
682: You wonder why no humans you know have the names Addraecyn, Addraenvan, Addraer, Addraercyn, Addraryn, Addreddry, Addredry, Addregwyn, Addrenyc, Addreoddry, Addreoddyn, Addreonyc, Addreorcyn, Addreran, Addribryn, Addriddyn, Addrocyn, Addroryn, Addrunvan, Addrurcyn, Addryllyn, Addrynvan, Aethacyn, etc.
683: likewise for your elvish and dwarvish friends.
684: you have Elvish and dwarvish friends.
685: You believe playing wesnoth is tax deductable.
686: your name is Patrick Parker, ( )
687: You dont know what school is.
688: you always stand 1 hex distance away from other people. (stacking is not supported)
689: you know how to code in WML, but do not know how to fill out a tax return.
690: extra credit to anyone who can tell me the percentages of successful hit of an elvish outrider standing on a desert hex against an ogre on a cave hex (misleading ain't it?)
691: If you can decode a liches spell book
692: if you have a liches spellbook
693: if you have been playing so long you died.
694: If you then became a lich
695: If you, now a lich, are still playing now.
696: If you know what things are wrong with this sentence: "I just did 7 holy damage against that undead ghoul."
697: If you just defeated a fly with "touch" and it came back from the dead as a WC.
698: if it made you level up.
699: if you pause after swatting a fly normally, glow, then look completely different and nobody notices.
700: If you trained your dog to play
701: if you trained your cat to play (wait? you trained a cat to do something?!)
702: if your cat or dog needs to win a game against you in order for you to feed it.
703: If you rigged up a mechanism to feed them whenever they win so you don't have to get up.
704: if you can keep writing these reasons and playing wesnoth all the while.

705: You're capable of writing all those Wesnoth-related facts in a single post.

[Federalist marshal]

684: you have Elvish and dwarvish friends.

706. You think it's normal to have Elvish and dwarvish friends and don't understand how that means you've been playing Wesnoth too long.

707. You're not afraid of taking risks because if anything goes wrong you just need to reload the last autosave.

[idanwin]

690: extra credit to anyone who can tell me the percentages of successful hit of an elvish outrider standing on a desert hex against an ogre on a cave hex (misleading ain't it?)

60%, The ogre has 70% to hit

696: If you know what things are wrong with this sentence: "I just did 7 holy damage against that undead ghoul."

Its Arcane...

708: You answer these questions

[A Guy]

684: you have Elvish and dwarvish friends.

706. You think it's normal to have Elvish and dwarvish friends and don't understand how that means you've been playing Wesnoth too long.

707. You're not afraid of taking risks because if anything goes wrong you just need to reload the last autosave.

709.When you figure that you must've had nosaves on when you can't go back a few turns in life.

710.When you wonder why the game doesn't lag so much at the mall when it's your turn to move because you're sure you didn't have nosaves on.

711.You try to create a shop in real life using WML-you stick a piece of paper on the floor that has all the WML you'll need to have it work correctly.

[dontano]

711.You try to create a shop in real life using WML-you stick a piece of paper on the floor that has all the WML you'll need to have it work correctly.

711-bis. ...and you think that it's perfectly normal, while your neighborhood is watching every move you do with a "wtf" air.

[Mica]

Off-topic, but I should really try these things.

[dontano]

Off-topic, but I should really try these things.

Good luck

[MaxRip]

Off-topic, but I should really try these things.

Good luck

Unless you already have

[Mica]

Most of what I posted was stuff I actually did. ANYWAYS.

712. You relate EVERYTHING to Wesnoth in some way - whether it be subtle, or major!

[Light]

.. you start all sentences with "m".

I do this, not in speech, but too often in writing

/tsr

i also do this. and i will press u if i make a mistake.

[A Guy]

713:When you have trouble finding something on the add-ons server that you did NOT download.

[Thrawn]

606. Half your posts are in this thread before the server crash.
607. Half your posts after the server crash are in this thread.

714. You wonder which server crash

715. You remember Turin from when he was a kid....0_o