Ruin A Wish

[Drakefriend]

Granted. But Virus spreading and development goes far faster, too, far too fast for the security programms to catch up.

I wish I was an immensly powerful and intelligent diety for all eternity, and a Developer and Administrator at forums.wesnoth.org.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. I hack your account and change you to "troll" status.

I wish I had more ideas

[Finrod]

Granted, but they involve making more female loyalist spearman sprites and everyone yells at you.



I wish I had more time to play wesnoth.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, You have horribly disturbing ideas of most extreme sadism, ideas that would have made the Marquis de Sade fall into catatonia. Have fun with visions of utmost depravity and worst cruelty.

Granted. You are banned from the forum for posting while I wrote my post!

I wish the Wraith would get his very good portrait soon.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. You turn on your computer and the new portrait from an update is now somehow your background. Hmmm... strange. When you move your mouse every so often, it gets a slash through it and it disappears. Odd, ain't it? You open the forums, and your avatar is now a wraith. Gettin' weird up in here. So you fall asleep, only to awake to your computer is still on. And here I thought you turned it off. Oh well. A wraith appears. It just floats along the screen, minding its own business. Confused? You try to click on it, but the wraith destroys your puny mouse and goes into a fit of rage. Why does this wraith have berserk? You throw all of your firewalls and antivirus programs at it, but it is of no use. It consumes all of your files and data. You push the power button, but it doesn't work. Now it's getting weird. It screams at you and you wake up. That was weird. You look at your computer, only to see that a Necrophage portrait is now your background. Here we go again.

I wish that I had great story telling abilities.

[Boldek]

granted. your story telling abilities are so good that you spin yarns that leave all the mods so busy checking your threads for your awesome stories that spam bots run wild in the streets.


I wish I could laugh more.

[Finrod]

Granted, you get Mad Laughing Disease, and you laugh til your head falls off.



I wish for a machine gun to terrorize the neighborhood.

[powershot]

Granted, I use the POWERSHOT attack, blast your gun into space, and catch it. Amazing huh?

I wish I was named Power or Powershot and I could POWERSHOT people at will..

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but powershots have no effect, and you are institutionalised for considering yourself a suoernaturally powered being with a stupid name.

I wish to gain OMNISCIENCE infinitly.
This also means I know how to deal with any problem!

[Finrod]

Granted, your brain is so overloaded with information that your head explodes. And when you get to heaven you find out that everyone up there has omniscience, and you are not special any more.



I wish for lots of money to spontaneously appear in my wallet so I can buy tons of pizza.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. The US government believes that you are a part of a money printing operation out of Miami. How else can a guy playing Wesnoth get that much cash? You are put into a cold jail cell with Bubba. If you dont know who Bubba is, you will soon.

I wish that I had a cool Knights Templar helmet.

[Boldek]

granted. it's so cool that I lose it and hold it hostage for a replica of the helmet, so that I will wear one too.

I wish for a set of all the stronghold games including 3 for free, and they would be compatible with my disk. (stronghold 3 alone is required to have 5gb of space me= )

[Finrod]

Granted, but as you are not allowed to talk about other games in the Wesnoth forum you get booted and framed as a traitor.



I wish for piles of free pizza. (since I can't buy it without being chucked into jail)

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. The Italian mob packs heat and goes to your house. Nobody (and they mean nobody) gets that much pizza without their say in it. They raid your house, burning all the pizza in a big pit outside the city. They throw you in the trunk of a 1970s car and speed away with you. You awake under a bridge. That's what you get from the mob.

I wish for burgers.

[cookie]

Granted, but you only get the buns. ;D

I wish for world peace! *gives a Miss Universe smile ;D*
Now on the contrary...

I wish for a giant cookie.

Granted, but she gets you in trouble. (Hi cookie!)

*Brings out a knife.* DO YOU STILL WANT A COOKIEEEEEE?? DO YOU REALLY???
Greetings Little Forum Moderator Gambit. Why would I get him in trouble? I'm afraid I cant do that anymore regardless, see since I've been hanging around you and the oh-so awesome shadowmaster, I've been reformed and now behave exceptionally.
^ HI SHADOWMASTER ;D