Ruin A Wish

[Reepurr]

Granted, but you did not say what who should bring back, so a villain brings back some prehistoric giant <insert animal you dislike most> so it will kill you!

What?

I said bring back :awesome:, not bring back a large pack of Troödons.


Granted: it is 1 scenario long, and that scenario is just an epilogue.

I'm still wishing the forum mods would bring back :awesome:...

[wesfreak]

Granted, but they take away all the other smilies.

I wish for magic powers.

[johndh]

Granted, you now have a spell-casting British spy living in your house.

I wish everyone were just a little bit nicer.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. But not to you.

I wish those at my school who will graduate this year would not do the nonsense they do in their last week, and this neither by making them do other nonsense or moving the date of graduation to the future and making the time of their silliness longer.

[Mountain_King]

Granted. They are silly every day of every week until their last week and do their best to drag you into all of it.

I wish for .po files that automatically input their own plural forms. My wish was kind of granted for reals...
I wish for a monster starfish to take over New York City.

I wish for a sequel to Shameless Crossover Excuse!

.....really? What might it be about?

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but for some reason, yoou are in New York when it does...

I wish I could repair my laptop.

[hhyloc]

Granted, but now you forgot how to use your laptop.

I wish for a planet with Earth-like environment of my own.

[Diabeetus]

Granted, I like you.

I wish for silence.

[Drakefriend]

Er, what is the twist.

Granted. Silence will fall. See the fifth series of Doctor Who...

I wish timeshift to summertime would be abandoned, at least in every country I live in.

[Reepurr]

Er, what is the twist.

The twist is that instead of getting their own planet, hhyloc gets their own friend. Not sure how that makes any sense or anything...

[8680]

I wish timeshift to summertime would be abandoned, at least in every country I live in.

Granted, but nobody has time to prepare and Y2K happens eleven years late.

I wish that the new dragon didn't have that mane.

[johndh]

Granted. Instead, it has a slightly different (worse) one.

I wish people would be more responsible when driving.

[wesfreak]

Granted, but hover cars are invented and people are even less responsible while hovering.

I wish my teacher's school e-mail server wasn't stupid enough to think that I'm spam.

[Reepurr]

I wish my teacher's school e-mail server wasn't stupid enough to think that I'm spam.

Granted, it now thinks you're a virus.

I wish that I stopped churning out first scenarios for whatever I come up with and try and finish my loyalist campaign.
Yes, another loyalist campaign. Why?

[Mountain_King]

Granted. Now you churn out entire campaigns, none of which are a loyalist campaign.

I wish for IDE to be more user-friendly.