Ruin A Wish

[powershot]

Granted, your servants rebel.

I wish I could be on the computer all the time with no disadvantages.

[Colouredbox]

Okay you can sit on top of your computer but you don't have any electricity to power it up so... have fun...

I wish for a stupid answer.

[Drakefriend]

Granted.

I wish for some time.

[powershot]

Granted, but you spent your one second reading this post.

I wish for funny things from on the forum.

[Drakefriend]

Granted.

I wish we would make other funny wishes here instead of complaining that there were no funny wishes!

[Boldek]

granted, but all your funny people insult a group of totalitarian terrorists that are in league with your local government that promptly summons you to court for tax evasion. you think that you paid your taxes, but the cruel revenue service has no record, and demands your head or your first born in payment. in your panic, you beg for help in the users forum, where shadowmaster decides to help. by sending his personal colleagues (a couple dozen ancient liches) to clear up your big government problems. however, when these fellows arrive, they decide they can make more profit aiding your enemies and collecting the reward for your head. as your flee for your life, wanted by both the living and the dead, your wish that this miserable wish was never wished. gambit immediately decides that not enough people have been wishing in this thread, and flies away to mars, where he plays frogotto. without gambit, the thread is locked by someone else who was promoted to moderator, and has no sense of humor.






I wish that I would either be crowned king, or made a dev.

[enchilado]

But nobody knows if it's a dream or not.

I love that movie!!!

It was a wannabe-complicated plothole-filled waste of two and a half hours that people think is clever because it happens all over the place. The premise wasn't particularly good to begin with and it just gets worse as it goes on, with random action scenes to make it more exiting. Being liked very much by the average viewer would explain its IMDB rating of 8.9, but its Metacritic score of 74 shows that the more tasteful or attentive will realise that it's nothing very special at all.


Oh, and granted, but nobody cares.

I wished I lived somewhere with girls.

[Boldek]

Oh, and granted, but nobody cares.

they don't have to care!



granted, but you happen to live in the amazon neighborhood, and they are bent on killing you.



I wish that I would be able to teleport, draw pixelart well, and be able of making a campaign that works.

[Alarantalara]

Granted. You always come out of your teleport with your head pointed towards the local "down" direction, your pixelart of a well is worse than the mainline one that already exists so you delete it, and your working campaign features one scenario and suspiciously resembles "A Simple Campaign" with a different map.

I wish I was on a planet habitable by me other than earth.

[doofus-01]

I wish I was on a planet habitable by me other than earth.

Granted! You are now on a far-off planet, full of lush vegetation which you may eat and slow, fat game which you may hunt. The sunset is beautiful.

Unfortunately, the Viet Cong got there a couple of decades earlier, and they hate you. After a few near misses, you realize you can't so much as piss on a tree without fearing you'll spring a deadly trap. It's not safe to sleep. What are you doing here? You wish you were back on Earth.

I wish I had a wad of $100s, a Hulk Hogan mustache, and a one-way ticket to Las Vegas, NV.

[Boldek]

granted, but you are mugged by a bunch of radical barbers who remove your money and your mustache, and leave you stranded.




I wish I would be able to own a pet sea serpent in my pool without the National Geographic, (and Guard) constantly pestering me.

[powershot]

Granted, it eats someone and receives capital punishment.

I wish I had more encouragement to make a merman campaign.(I might make it soon)

[Drakefriend]

Granted. If you do not hurry, I will devour your soul!

I wish for the special licence to create a unique forum title for me, as old members could.

[Colouredbox]

Granted, you are a "moron".

I wish for a smart answer.

[Drakefriend]

Granted.

I wish the next Ageless Era update (which comes soon and brings no new problems) would include all existing translations for included eras (for example my German translations for Era of Myths and Era of Magic).