Ruin A Wish

[artisticdude]

Granted, but you are forced to whistle 'Purple Rain' over and over again forever.

I wish my external hard drive had infinite storage while retaining full functionality, full security, and not posing a safety hazard.

[Finrod]

Granted, but an EMP occurs and your computer gets fried (along with every electronic device in a 100 mile radius).

I wish I could whistle as laud as my little sister can.

[Boldek]

granted. you are arrested for noise pollution.



I wish that I could have magic teleportation abilities.

[Hulavuta]

Granted. However the citizens grab you in your sleep and burn you at the stake for collaborating with Satan. (You did say Magic, after all)


I wish for the RNG to be removed from Wesnoth and have every attack hit every single time.

[Boldek]

granted, but your enemies also hut all the time, and the ai takes advantage of this, and recruits nothing but troll warriors.




I wish that I could get a horse.

[Finrod]

Granted, but then a bunch of Arabs claim the horse was theirs, and steals it.



I wish Hulavuta would change his avatar.

[Hulavuta]

Granted, but then a bunch of Arabs claim the horse was theirs, and steals it.



I wish Hulavuta would change his avatar.

=( I like this one

[Colouredbox]

I wish Hulavuta would change his avatar.

He changes it, but the old avatar will FOREVER hunt you, even when you're dead.


I wish for superpowers.

[Drakefriend]

Granted-they are so obscure that they never will have any use.

I wish to eat all your souls

[Boldek]

granted, but then some hero comes along and kills you, releasing all our souls.


I wish that I could get away with changing my name green.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. There is a new group with green names! Greenhorns!

I wish this era would make progress and be released very soon at good quality, and maintained properly.

[Boldek]

granted, the quality is great, but the only faction he has is the elves.


I wish that people wouldn't break rules so much.

[Colouredbox]

Granted, ALL rules are taken away.

I wish to be a king and YOU would be my queen.

[Boldek]

granted, but several centuries before the royal wedding, you receive a letter that I am the wrong gender, and is so insulted, that I have fired several cruise missles at your house.


I wish that I will become the orcish warmaster with several zillion orcs at my command to destroy my enemies

[Iris]

Granted. You become an Orcish Warlord in a game of Wesnoth, in a virtual reality from which you cannot escape. Since you are not a player character, your enemies under a skilled user’s command kill you, and put an abrupt end to your campaign to invade the kingdom of Wesnoth.

I wish to gain the ability to teleport long distances IRL (with all of the required secondary powers so I don’t kill myself or other people in the process).