More new units...

Post by **Jetrel** » July 8th, 2004, 10:12 pm

(posts naked picture of self)

(everyone's brains hemorrhage instantly upon seeing it)
(including mine)

Elvish_Pillager · Post by **Elvish_Pillager** » July 8th, 2004, 10:14 pm

Jetryl wrote:(posts naked picture of self)

Again, I don't see anything. You see my horde of monsters, I don't see anything.

In case you've forgotten,

MadMax · Post by **MadMax** » July 8th, 2004, 10:41 pm

But I have the ultimate force at my disposal: NUKES! A push of a button and every being on Wesnoth dies!

Post by **turin** » July 8th, 2004, 10:48 pm

MadMax wrote:But I have the ultimate force at my disposal: NUKES! A push of a button and every being on Wesnoth dies!

Including you. Not too smart.

MadMax · Post by **MadMax** » July 8th, 2004, 10:55 pm

turin wrote:
MadMax wrote:But I have the ultimate force at my disposal: NUKES! A push of a button and every being on Wesnoth dies!
Including you. Not too smart.

No. I have a space station, and your army and EP and Circon's monsters need air. Any cockatrice gazes couldn't penetrate the atmosphere. And Elvish Pillager, they're your zeroes from Pointless WML fragments. That's what you get for stealing my googol.

Post by **turin** » July 8th, 2004, 11:00 pm

MadMax wrote:
turin wrote: Including you. Not too smart.
No. I have a space station, and your army and EP and Circon's monsters need air. Any cockatrice gazes couldn't penetrate the atmosphere.

you might notice that my army has left. Thats because they found a portal to the real world the only one of its kind. They closed it after they left, and then started a fuction called rm -Rf /usr/local/share/wesnoth/ .wesnoth/ that destroys everything in wesnoth. Your armies are obliterated (i destroyed your save game) and, since you live in Weldyn, you are too. End of story.

Shade · Post by **Shade** » July 8th, 2004, 11:25 pm

I think all of the participants in this thread need a good multiplayer game with gold set to 'real high' and no villages, set in an appropriately epic era. . . and Ummm. . . should this be moved to OT. . .

MadMax · Post by **MadMax** » July 9th, 2004, 12:35 am

Well turin, I beamed up to my space station and escaped your command, and now you're without your army. All I have to do is zap you from one of my station's laser cannons and finish you off.

Post by **turin** » July 9th, 2004, 2:14 am

MadMax wrote:Well turin, I beamed up to my space station and escaped your command, and now you're without your army. All I have to do is zap you from one of my station's laser cannons and finish you off.

outer space is still part of wesnoth. wesnoth is the name of the universe. You are destroyed.

And, you know, i was never in wesnoth in the first place... i live in Texas.

Post by **Jetrel** » July 9th, 2004, 5:05 am

Guys, seriously, the joke died. It was pretty funny, but you're beating it into the ground. And EP, be glad I didn't post anything

be very glad

Elvish_Pillager · Post by **Elvish_Pillager** » July 9th, 2004, 9:56 am

MadMax wrote:EP and Circon's monsters need air..

Hey! What makes you think that?

Circon's obviously don't need air, because they don't even exist.
My monsters obviously don't need air, because I have the power to change any aspect of them at a moment's notice.
The nukes obviously don't destroy the air, because they don't exist either.

Conclusion: Your name is fitting!

Dacyn · Post by **Dacyn** » July 9th, 2004, 11:09 am

this makes me wonder whether mods are even reading this forum... this should have been moved to OT a long time ago; I don't remember what this topic was originally about.

MadMax · Post by **MadMax** » July 9th, 2004, 9:44 pm

This should be moved to off-topic. But, this all started when

Elvish Pillager wrote:*MadMax is eaten alive by the rampant hordes of LOTR fanatics*

and

Elvish Pillager wrote:You, on the other hand, have no immense power in combat behind your name. I have a... personal(?) reason not to munch on you, though.

. But anyway, I will not continue this pointless discussion. Can we all get back on topic?

Elvish_Pillager · Post by **Elvish_Pillager** » July 9th, 2004, 10:03 pm

MadMax wrote:Can we all get back on topic?

We can, yes... not that there was much of a topic in the first place. I suggest a moderator close this topic.

MadMax · Post by **MadMax** » July 9th, 2004, 10:06 pm

Elvish Pillager wrote:
MadMax wrote:Can we all get back on topic?
We can, yes... not that there was much of a topic in the first place. I suggest a moderator close this topic.

Agreed.