Ruin A Wish

[Shinobody]

Granted. Your computer explodes due to WGM failure. You are hit by your display. Your neck broken, your eyes are poked out, your brain damaged, you are paralysed and suffer from Locked-in syndrome for rest of your life. Scientists spend months to allow you communication with the outside world (normally you would be able to use eyes for communication, but you don't have eyes anymore ) but the day they finish experimental neural interface, and you turn on Wesnoth, you die (expected lifetime for patients with LiS is usually around 4 months) ... Waiting for thousands of addons to load.
And somewhere, you hear ghost of the Wish Granting Machine laughing... LAUGHING FOREVER!!!
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Some promising engineer just finished building new machine, based on specs on some prototype which exploded...
Links it to servers of wesnoth.org...
WISH: that nobody would be ever discriminated_
>_

[Drakefriend]

Granted, everyone is treated equally horrible.

I wish all species from the end of the cretaceum (before the CT-Event) are now living again and not at all threatened by extinction.

[powershot]

Granted, everyone is treated equally horrible.

I wish all species from the end of the cretaceum (before the CT-Event) are now living again and not at all threatened by extinction.

CT???

[Drakefriend]

Cretaceous-Tertiary-Event. The last Mass Extinction Event, during which for example the Dinosaurs went extinct.

[Shinobody]

Isn't that obvious, is it...
Time rewinds, and all species of that time are living again, and not endangered by extinction.
Mammals will never take their place, and so humans will never come into existence...
AND WESNOTH WILL NEVER BE MADE.
GOOD JOB
I wish I had posting policies, guidelines, FrequentlyProposedIdeas, ReadThisFirsts, Wesnoth Slang and Acronyms and all kinds of official und unofficial rules wired exactly to my brain, so I wouldn't have to clutter my Bookmarks...

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but it spoils the Wesnoth forums for you.

I wish I could read even faster, without any disadvantages, including fate-related ones.

[powershot]

How could it not be fate-related? Imagine something happens in the extra leisure time you saved from reading fast.

[Shinobody]

Granted. You read so fast that you get into lightspeed... And move back in time.
And when in past, jet engine falls from the sky and hits you (... Donnie Darko much?)
Technically you died in the past.
Maybe this one be a lesson for you,to don't mess with Wish Granting Machine.
(I agree with powershot. Disadvantages MUST be related to fate, otherwise it doesn't make sense.)

I wish I would spend more time playing Wesnoth/spriting rather than sitting on these forums, playing some strange forum games.

EDIT:

Yup, I know. I just had to think of something that wasn't related to fate. Besides, we're not being realistic, are we? Or scientific

[powershot]

I agree with Shinobody, I spend most of my time on the forums.

@Shinobody: At lightspeed you don't go back in time, you stay at the current time. Read this

[Boldek]

I beleive this game was about wishing...

Granted, but now everybody is too busy playing this strange forum game to look at your amazing sprites.


I wish that all the people that post on the wml forum would post in this thread and cause it to gain thirty-six hundred pages pin one night.

[enchilado]

Granted, but you die of old age before you manage to read through it all.

I wish this sad, sad thread would die.

[powershot]

It dies and they make a new one.

I wish a wish of a wish would be wished in this wish.

[Hulavuta]

It dies and they make a new one.

Would actually happen.

I wish a wish of a wish would be wished in this wish.

But nobody knows if it's a dream or not.


I wish I didn't have to do any summer homework.

[powershot]

But nobody knows if it's a dream or not.

I love that movie!!!

[Boldek]

granted, but now you have twice the homework on the school year.



I wish that someone would make a sequel to Heir to the Throne.