You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Captain_Wrathbow]

717) You actually have a ballista with which to shoot people.

[Boldek]

718............you have shot people with your ballista.

[Colouredbox]

719. ...you believe that only 1 person can be put into 1 house.

720. ...you are trying to explain to your children that crossing the street is dangerous because level 3 cars have a powerful charge attack.

[8680]

721. ...You remember the previous iteration of this thread, in which the above item was mentioned, and was answered with....

722. ...You also tell them that cars the color of their clothes will pass harmlessly through them.

723. ...You're surprised when people die after being shot with a ballista.

[Drakefriend]

Some things we have learned from the UMCs

724. ...you think we are the servants of a future evil overlord.
725. ...an avalanche does less damage then a gun. (Inferno8, maybe the Guru should use the seal again)
726. ...you think the Bible stole the names/terms "Methusalem" and "Seraph" from the level fours.


727. ...you have a custom forum title.

[enchilado]

727. ...you take a 'which Wesnoth unit are you?' quiz and think it means something.

[Boldek]

728............then you run around like a maniac quizzing everyone you meet. ("sorry mr president, but your personality test claims that you are a- are those handcuffs?")

[Drakefriend]

730. ...you suffer from withdrawal if you for some reason cannot play BfW for a longer time.
731. ...you are depressive if for some reason you cannot play BfW for a longer time.
732. ...you commit suicide if for some reason you cannot play BfW for a longer time.

[Boldek]

732.................you decide to help kids education when you die, so you wrote in your will to donate your money to alduin

[powershot]

733: You become a Villain to make a Evil machine to make Wesnoth true.

734: You try to make zombies and eventually go mad with ridicule, so you kill yourself, thinking you will become a lich.

[Shinobody]

735736: Your first thought on post above is: Zombies? Why not Ghouls or Skellies?

736737: ... Wait, what do you mean "make Wesnoth true"? I thought this is already reality...?

737738: Also, you have strange feeling of awe, respect and anxiety whenever you see Shadowmaster's nick, written in this intimidating dark red font. (True, actually.)
EDIT:

723. ...You're surprised when people die after being shot with a ballista.

723. ...you think we are the servants of a future evil overlord.

One number off.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

739: You get the Lich status, then realize you don't have a tongue to taste a Cheeseburger. The world implodes.

740: You become a Goblin Warlord and then realize Goblins don't exist. Your rule ends quickly

741: You become a dwarf and find out you can't get your Lucky Charms off the top shelf anymore. Nobody's gettin' those charms.

[Boldek]

742............you think yourself so clever on becoming a lich. and then you meet the other thousand nerds that have become paladins.

743...........you think that if a man swims, is the size of a boat.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

744: You start to believe that the wings on the paladin's helmet actually do something.

744: You start calling people Trolls, only they don't know the reference.

[Boldek]

745.every time you look at someone's avatar, you can tell imediatly what unit, frankie, and era, not to mention level and attacks the unit has.