Ruin A Wish

[Drakefriend]

Now that there is a new subforum for forum games, I decided to retrieve Ruin A Wish.

Again, the rule is that you can wish any wish (but please, don't wish for the thread to end!) if you grant a wish, so the next poster can grant it- with a twist, hence the name. And so on...

I was the last to wish in the last thread, so here's my wish.

I wish I could have Ancient Greek lessons instead of sport lessons at my school, starting [from now.]

[JackBarber]

Granted but they enslave your entire school.

I wish for a giant cookie.

(Hey... if it's the fourth try I REALLY doubt an admins gonna pop in and go "Oh cool the fourth time? Let's play and not even think of why it could have been locked the first three times."")

[Gambit]

It's not that they died from lack of user interest. It's that we, the moderators, killed the previous three.

The original was locked for people making light of totally serious, and very tragic events (such as school shootings). The next two were just locked for being meta threads. I'll let this one be, but please remember to have some decorum.
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Granted, but she gets you in trouble. (Hi cookie!)

I wish that I am not forced to lock this thread some time down the road by completely unacceptable behavior.

[PeterPorty]

Granted, you are not forced to lock the thread because shadowm demotes you for posting on it.

I wish I got a faster computer for my birthday.

[Gambit]

Granted, but it runs away from you.

I wish that I am not demoted, and instead promoted.

[PeterPorty]

Granted, all the devs think you've done a wonderful job, and make you forum admin. They let go shadowmaster and he hates you eternally for it. (And me too >:( )

I wish to have magic powers to control time.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you're a Time Lord and the Doctor is destroying his race now.

I wish for omniscience.

[johndh]

Granted, but you haven't the attention span to deal with everything. You are constantly aware of everything that's going on at all times, and thus are unable to distinguish between what's important and what's not.

I wish I could get free tickets to any and every concert I wanted to go to.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you haven't the attention span to deal with everything. You are constantly aware of everything that's going on at all times, and thus are unable to distinguish between what's important and what's not.

I'm quite used to it!

[bigkahuna]

I wish I could get free tickets to any and every concert I wanted to go to.

Granted, but the only seats you ever get are in the "nosebleed" sections (farthest back/up).

I wish that I could rewind time to undo my mistakes (how great would that be?).

[PeterPorty]

Sucky, since if you don't make mistakes, you wouldn't learn from them, (You would also have no reason to go to the past, therefore, paradox).

[Hulavuta]

Granted, but it causes a Nazi Victory.

I wish I could be a fantastic piano player.

[bigkahuna]

Granted, but it takes forty years to obtain that level of playing, and once you are there you realize that you hate it.

I wish that I had a pony!

[Hulavuta]

Granted. It's only 7 ounces though...

I wish I could fly.

[bigkahuna]

Granted, but while you're at it you sprout faux angel wings and look like an idiot.

I wish that I could sleep in tomorrow.