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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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Really time ago i saw a test in which you could see the unit you were, anyway i didn't finished it, and now i don't remember where did i found it.

1156: Yeah, policemen are heavy infantry
1157: Clearly you should send a drake burner against all those
1158: Why the h... i can't find a drake?
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1159. After playing Liberty, you wonder why all those ruffians in town are so young.
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Good point...I wonder where you find drakes in our world...probably some foreign country...

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Darkmage wrote:Really time ago i saw a test in which you could see the unit you were, anyway i didn't finished it, and now i don't remember where did i found it.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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wow... apparently I suck the life right out of people :annoyed:
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Araja wrote:Good point...I wonder where you find drakes in our world...probably some foreign country...
I liken them to the Komodo Dragon. The dragons can be found in southeast Asia and Australia.

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Gambit wrote: 1077. Later on that same hike, you spot a wolf. You run away as fast as you can, knowing that your walking stick is no match for its 5-3 fangs.
1160. But running away is no solution, as he has more movement points and a better movetype on hills.
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161: When you are watching a video on the JFK assassination and think to yourself "How on earth could they get in three Magic Bullet strikes while he couldn't even get in one Verbage Assault strike?"

ok that one was kinda not funny

162: When your son joins the army, tells you that he's a brigadier general and you say "Great son, you just have to kill some level three terrorists and you can level and become a Grand Marshal"

163: When you're listening to a general's battle plan to "Recruit more sergeants..." and you snicker to yourself saying "Haha it's impossible to recruit sergeants in most games and mainline campaigns!"

164: When you refer to Barack Obama as a "skirmisher" and talk about how the zone of control of legitimate questions doesn't affect him.

165: When you watch Barack Obama talk and think to yourself "My God I bet he has a nighttime bonus too!"

166: When you compare sheep to ghouls. They both die for just no damn reason.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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You Scored as Ghost

You are a Ghost: you drain the life energy from other people to survive and are hated/feared by regular people.

What in the name of?..How did I get THAT!? :augh:
I play computer games, run away from fights, am almost schizophrenic and go for walks...Ghost? :roll:

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Another ghost, welcome to the world of undead...

Yeah, i like being one of those, feaaar mee simple mortals feaar my raage...

Thanks turuk for the link(i wonder how is possible for someone to remember that much things)
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Hey Turuk what do you get?
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Darkmage wrote:i wonder how is possible for someone to remember that much things
I have a photographic memory and the ability to know which words a search responds to most effectively.
Araja wrote:Hey Turuk what do you get?
You are a Heavy Infantryman: You are really slow and hit really hard.

I have gotten Orcish Grunt and Elvish Fighter in the past.
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1067: A quiz tells you that you're a Ghost and you actually care enough to go, "WHAAAT!?"
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Re: How did you find out about Wesnoth?

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You play so much you're shift key fails to work anymore.

Actually, I did break my ctrl key off my laptop keyboard due to Wesnoth. It got some grit under it and wouldn't press down properly, so I applyed the brute force method to it :P.
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Re: How did you find out about Wesnoth?

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Cloud wrote:You play so much you're shift key fails to work anymore.

Actually, I did break my ctrl key off my laptop keyboard due to Wesnoth. It got some grit under it and wouldn't press down properly, so I applyed the brute force method to it :P.
Wrong thread :lol2:
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