New dungeon sweeping critter.

Post by **Darth Fool** » February 7th, 2006, 3:14 am

So, you're designing your brand new dungeon of doom, but all these pesky adventurers keep dropping in to say "hi!", you hire a couple of big bad monsters to keep the annoying knights in shining armor out, but they inevitably leave behind a mess. You no doubt have seen advertised such marvels as the gelatinus pyramid and the gelatinous rhomboid. You may even have tried buying one (I hope only one) only to discover how they just don't seem to fit right. The keep bumping into walls, missing the corners, and generally just not working as advertised. Well now, we have the solution for you. The brand new 100% guaranteed* solution to those decaying remains, the GELATINOUS HEX 1000. Able to fit into the most 6-sided of hallways and dust never before touched crannies, This creature is available for the low low price of 19 gold and only 1 gold per turn! No other monster outlet store has such low prices and none can provide you with the cleaning power of the GH 1000! So, come on down tonight and see our entire collection. Doors open at dusk, and everything must go by dawn!

*guarantee valid only when the GH 1000 is properly animated. Attack by adventurers may void guarantee. Not valid in holy ground. Keep away from zombies and small skeletons as death may not be resurectable. Not for use with fire elementals, frost demons, or left handed jabberwoky's. All sales are final.

Post by **torangan** » February 7th, 2006, 9:50 am

Tomsik · Post by **Tomsik** » February 7th, 2006, 3:35 pm

Too much D&D?

Na'enthos · Post by **Na'enthos** » February 14th, 2006, 9:54 pm

Just wanting to say.. it's Jabberwocky.

Post by **Thrawn** » February 14th, 2006, 10:21 pm

Na'enthos wrote:Just wanting to say.. it's Jabberwocky.

the creature is the Jabberwock actually

Na'enthos · Post by **Na'enthos** » February 14th, 2006, 11:09 pm

D'oh! *slaps forehead*