You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[sur.nhm]

396. You see Rigor's avatar and try and figure out which unit made the claw mark on that shield.
397. You try to determine which faction made the shield.
398. You decide the shield is of dwarven make, belonged to a dwarvish guardsmen and that a lvl 3 direwolf ridden by a goblin probably made the scratch mark, but it might have been a drake burner or a ghoul.
399. You came to this conclusion without having to make refrences since you had all the material memorized.
400. You can follow the train of thought I used to get to that conclusion.
401. You wonder how a poisoned dagger would poison if it hits a shield or piece of armour.

402. You know the answer (WINR).
403. Seeing Wesfreak's avatar, you wonder what sort of unit he is.
404. You make a lot of toilet/WC jokes. (Actually I do. Ewww.)

[wesfreak]

402. You know the answer (WINR).

123: You personally dislike the people who insist on posting "WINR" everytime fluff debates come up. It is to ME!

405. You know what unit my avatar is. (50 wescoins if someone guesses)
406. You know that WC is means water closet, ie flush toilet, in England even though you don't live there because you learned it through wesnoth.

[Hulavuta]

407. You find that things in Real life are unrealistic because they're done differently in Wesnoth.

[Golden_Soldier]

405. You know what unit my avatar is. (50 wescoins is someone guesses)
406. You know that WC is means water closet, ie flush toilet, in England even though you don't live there because you learned it through wesnoth.

wescoins. just another thing that goes with WC

[Midnight_Carnival]

408. You've played so many Human vs Orc or Undead campaigns you end up cheering for the Humans even when you're playing as the Orcs or the Undead against the humans.

[JackBarber]

409. When you actually play on a campaign far enough through to see Drakes. (I'm pretty sure all the ones I've played either. Don't use Drakes, or Drakes are at least only seen halfway-through.)

[Mountain_King]

408. You've played so many Human vs Orc or Undead campaigns you end up cheering for the Humans even when you're playing as the Orcs or the Undead against the humans.

QFT. I don't know how many times I play SotBE and go, "Oh yeah! Look at how those elves took out all those orcs, even that slurbow! .... Wait a minute! Augh!!!!!!!"

[dipseydoodle]

410: When you write several lifeless UMC and then decide to write more. (half of them never get published).

EDIT: Make that, over, half of them.

[Skater-Girl]

411: If you take deodorant and lighter, so aim to screw in a mud puddle and say, "I'll defeat you, mudcrawler!!"

[Jarkko]

412: You sit in a foxhole during a combat training excercise and conclude, that your defensive bonus is certainly 70%
413: You ponder about the damage your assault rifle does.
414: You wait for the weekend pass because at the end of the week there is Wesnoth.
415: When army doesn't effect your life, but Wesnoth effects your army life.

[wesfreak]

416. You read a wesnoth fanfic, then start making a campaign out of that fanfic.

[Skater-Girl]

416: If you look at your day division in 6 days time.

[Reepurr]

416: If you look at your day division in 6 days time.

Should be replaced by 417 to avoid confusion. (you were ninja'd by Wesfreak)

[wesfreak]

418. You make a ninja unit that ninja's people.

[Jarkko]

419. You participate in a Wesnoth-based debate, because you think the subject is very, very, VERY important.