You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[josteph]

1302: Seven flag variants should be enough for anybody.
1303: Never underestimate the bandwidth of a Silver Mage with a rucksack full of tapes teleporting down the Great River.

Spoiler:

Programmer jokes - paraphrasing quotes by Bill Gates and Andrew Tanenbaum

[ForPeace]

1304: You join the official multiplayer server only to find out that no game is being played

Spoiler:

[EarthCake]

1305: When you open Wesnoth only to see map of Wesnoth.

[Hejnewar]

m1306: You start every stentence with m.

[gaojicainiao]

m1307: You can recognize the functions of all buttons even they are blank.
(Choose a language that you can't understand to try.)

[josteph]

1300:When you are the attacker in this image......
(This image will disappear one day.)

For posterity: Dwarvish Ulfserker on flat against Dark Adept in shallow water, both with 99% XP and 1HP.

[sergey]

Ulf should stop after 30 rounds. I am wondering if anyone has ever seen that.

[gaojicainiao]

Ulf should stop after 30 rounds. I am wondering if anyone has ever seen that.

It's a imaginary thing yet. Anyone who meet it will become an unfortunate and terrible legend......

For posterity: Dwarvish Ulfserker on flat against Dark Adept in shallow water, both with 99% XP and 1HP.

In fact, the Dwarvish Berserker still needs 2 experience to level up, which makes things worse after failing to kill.

[gnombat]

Ulf should stop after 30 rounds. I am wondering if anyone has ever seen that.

Probably not for the Ulfserker. But it does sometimes happen for lizards or toads in the add-on campaign Swamp Witch Curse.

[BTIsaac]

1305: When you open Wesnoth only to see map of Wesnoth.

It's faster than browsing through the forums.

[EarthCake]

1305: When you open Wesnoth only to see map of Wesnoth.

It's faster than browsing through the forums.

Searching through your browser is probably the fastest way.

[gaojicainiao]

m1308：当你打“形式”时，你的输入法首先显示“行尸”。

When you type “形式”(form), your input method shows “行尸”(walking corpse) at first.
（“形式” and “行尸” have the similar pronunciation in Chinese.）

[The_Gnat]

When you type “形式”(form), your input method shows “行尸”(walking corpse) at first.
（“形式” and “行尸” have the similar pronunciation in Chinese.）

I have the same haha! For a while, whenever I typed "f" I got "forums.wesnoth.org" and whenever I typed "w" I was prompted "wesnoth".


m1309: When your desktop is covered in wesnoth files and images.

m1310: When you open wesnoth because you want a good soundtrack while you work

[The_Gnat]

1301: When you see the running item number (1301) and think, "Right, in that year, Delfador was ..."

Actually... hahah, it seems I haven't been playing wesnoth too long yet

[ForestDragon]

m1309: When your desktop is covered in wesnoth files and images.

m1310: When you open wesnoth because you want a good soundtrack while you work

Both actually happened to me back in the day seems like I have play wesnoth too long after all...