Inform the commander....

[Maeglin Dubh]

...that Maeglin Dubh's shuttle has arrived.

Yes, I'm back, for the summer at the very least, to help keep the flood of middle-school nooblets out and about from rampaging wildly across the forum.

If you're new, and you take offense to my use of the term nooblet, I want you to closely examine the wound it caused in your psyche, and then rub some salt in it. It'll help it heal, and it will make my moderation style a little more clear to you.

That is all.

[Dragonchampion]

The great and powerful one has arrived!!!!

All hail the powerful Sith Lord Forum Moderator!!

Oh, and something you might want to think about is about that salt topic; salt is painful, but it is proven to make wounds heal faster.

[Gambit]

Umm. What about highschool nooblets?

[Lord_Aether]

Or any other nooblets?

Good to see you back, Maeglin Dubh. The forum is a better place with you

[Maeglin Dubh]

All other nooblets will also be crushed, and the salt was meant as a healing agent as well as a stinging rebuke. It's just that traditionally, in the summer, more middle-schoolers are spending more time on the forums due to school being out. This is not statistically proven, just my observation. Certain times of year are just worse for the forums. *shrugs* We'll see how this summer turns out.

[Dragonchampion]

I hope no middle schoolers from my school come here. They are all sex-crazed. They have to be segregated no matter where they go. The current count is 6 pregnant and 18 suspended.

I know what you mean about noobs. I have seen my fair share of them recently, some of which have dared to cuss me out about how TWOT is nothing but a spinoff of Spacenoth and how it and myslef should be booted off of Wesnoth.

[Turuk]

I know what you mean about noobs. I have seen my fair share of them recently, some of which have dared to cuss me out about how TWOT is nothing but a spinoff of Spacenoth and how it and myslef should be booted off of Wesnoth

Send them a pat on the back, and tell them you hope they are eminently pleased about possibly being right on the internet to someone they have never met. They'll smile all day.

[Limabean]

I hope no middle schoolers from my school come here. They are all sex-crazed. They have to be segregated no matter where they go. The current count is 6 pregnant and 18 suspended.

whoa, those statistics seem more like high school than middle school
Is it just that i'm from a small town, or did you mis-write?

[Sangel]

I hope no middle schoolers from my school come here. They are all sex-crazed. They have to be segregated no matter where they go. The current count is 6 pregnant and 18 suspended.

This is what sex education is for. Nothing kills the middle-school sex drive than their decrepit middle-aged teacher explaining graphic illustrations of the inside of the human body.

[JW]

Hey, wb. I saw you post in some other thread I was reading or writing, and it felt odd seeing your avatar. For some reason I didn't say hi.

And hey....if you're a forum sith and Turuk is the forum emperor......

[DEATH_is_undead]

Seems like ages since I saw you post... Welcome back. All nooblets beware of the mighty Forum Sith! The summer noob rush shall be defeated like a Fire Dragon VS a goblin!

[Had to say it]

[Dragonchampion]

I hope no middle schoolers from my school come here. They are all sex-crazed. They have to be segregated no matter where they go. The current count is 6 pregnant and 18 suspended.

whoa, those statistics seem more like high school than middle school
Is it just that i'm from a small town, or did you mis-write?

This is bumpkinville. The people where have little couth, and as such, I am the only ethically sane person in town, besides the rest of us seniors. Yes, I am a senior, and the middle schoolers are out of control.

As for sex education, the teacher that teaches that is a woman, and we also have the suits that simulate pregancy and fake babies, but here's the catch:

The class is for high-schoolers only.

That won't help much for middle-school, will it?

Oh, and BTW, one of the pregnant kids got married to a 26 year old guy. Cause a little bit of a scandal, you know? A 14-year-old marrying a 26 year old and getting pregnant?

[thespaceinvader]

Seems like ages since I saw you post... Welcome back. All nooblets beware of the mighty Forum Sith! The summer noob rush shall be defeated like a Fire Dragon VS a goblin!

[Had to say it]

But goblins can beat fire dragons!

I'VE SEEN IT!!1

[Dragonchampion]

If enough of them spam it, they can...

[Turuk]

If enough of them spam it, they can...

Goblin spam eh?