Funniest spambots you've seen NSFW

[Colouredbox]

So what kind of funny spambots you've seen somewhere, sometime?

[Iris]

How about the author of this (warning: strong potentially offensive immature language).

[Crendgrim]

I still remember some spambots on the wiki (of which we luckily got rid thanks to zaroth and Crab) which tried to get their spam text from a server. However, as this server seems to be down often, sometimes the spam was just a "no text to spin could be obtained from XY" error message.


Crend

[Colouredbox]

This was pretty funny from [acronym=King Arthur's Gold]KAG[/acronym] forums, also not for the conservative people :P:


She told me she had some money in her desk, I could borrow. I made a mistake and looked her dresser, and found this.
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Should I tell her I saw it? Should I ask her how often does she use it?


A really smart spambot I must say, they even kept the thread because it was so nice. =)

[Hulavuta]

Erm, could we get a NSFW tag in the title or something? o_o

[enchilado]

This one turned up on another forum a while back and I found it hilariously strange (contains coarse language):

Spoiler:

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I mean really... "Fitted caps are large because they leave fit you comfortably because they acquire been specially fashioned for you"?!

[Iris]

Please do not repaste any links from spammers. Ever. Not only that defeats the purpose of deleting the actual spam, but some links may actually be exploits awaiting to catch the unwary.

[Colouredbox]

Spoiler:

LOS ANGELES -- Lucille Ball would have turned 100 on Saturday, and it would seem that Americans have loved her for nearly that long. But, in fact, it took years for audiences to love Lucy.

She had been kicking around Hollywood for nearly two decades before her performance in the seminal CBS sitcom “I Love Lucy,” which celebrates its 60th anniversary this year. Her portrayal of the sweetly daffy redhead Lucy Ricardo, whose slapstick antics and schemes exasperated her Cuban bandleader husband, Ricky (real-life hubby Desi Arnaz), turned her into a comic superstar.

Ball, who died in 1989, was a platinum blond when she began as a sexy “Goldwyn Girl” chorine in the early 1930s in musical comedies such as 1933’s “Roman Scandals.” Then she moved off to RKO, working her way from bit parts in such Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers musical comedies as 1935’s “Roberta.” She was occasionally in “A” films at the studio, such as 1937’s “Stage Door” with Katharine Hepburn and Rogers, but she quickly became labeled as the “Queen of the B’s” at the studio.

“She was probably one of the hardest-working actresses in Hollywood,” “Lucille: The Life of Lucille Ball” author Kathleen Brady says. “At one point, she was making 10 films at once. But somehow she never crossed over” to become a star.

But Ball never gave up. She had “extraordinary perseverance, whether it was about getting pregnant or becoming a major star,” Brady says. “Somehow it took a long time to come together for her.”

Ball’s daughter, Lucie Arnaz, is thrilled that everyone is taking her mother’s centennial so seriously. “It’s a nice thing to do to look back and remember when somebody really changed the way we think about things, whether it be Thomas Edison or Lucille Ball,” Arnaz says. “I think she would, of course, be extremely honored and proud.”

Because “I Love Lucy” is on DVD and still airs on TV in reruns, Arnaz is constantly approached by fans of her mother. “I hear the same kind of stories from the same age people decade after decade as if it were the film ‘Groundhog Day.’ It is bizarre to be me.”

CBS Video jumped on the birthday bandwagon in June with the release of 14 classic episodes of “I Love Lucy,” including “Lucy Does a TV Commercial” and “Lucy’s Italian Movie.” Next week, Warner Archive is releasing several of her film comedies, including 1949’s “Miss Grant Takes Richmond,” and Turner Classic Movies will be screening several of her films on her birthday.

The Hollywood Museum opens its “Lucille Ball at 100 & ‘I Love Lucy’ at 60” exhibition today, featuring costumes, scripts and even Arnaz’s original recordings and sheet music. The exhibition continues through Nov. 30.

Before “Lucy,” Ball did such dramas as 1942’s “The Big Street,” musicals such as 1943’s “Best Foot Forward,” in which she unveiled her new look as a redhead, and even film noirs, such as “The Dark Corner” with Clifton Webb. But the seeds of Lucy Ricardo began to bloom in the late 1940s, when she started to do several feature comedies, such as 1949’s “Sorrowful Jones,” 1950’s “Fancy Pants” with Bob Hope and 1949’s “Miss Grant Takes Richmond.”

She also starred in her first radio show, “My Favorite Husband,” from 1948-51, in which she played Liz Cooper, a happily married middle-class housewife. Ball worked on the radio series with writers Bob Carroll Jr., Madelyn Pugh and Jess Oppenheimer, who wrote countless of the “Lucy” episodes.

Arnaz says that once her mother understood she had the power to make people laugh, “she realized, ‘This is what I am supposed to be doing.’ When she hit gold, there was no turning back. She didn’t want to prove herself as a dramatic actress. She said, ‘I found the Lucy character’ and said, ‘This is what I am.’ ”

[Hulavuta]

This thread about the spambot that didn't seem to try to scam me out of anything: http://forums.wesnoth.org/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=34004

And I still can't believe anyone thought I actually was falling for the trick (there wasn't even a trick, they didn't even ask me for anything).

[Shinobody]

There was. If you'd responded you'd be added to list as valuable "consumer" who actually reads spam, rather than just deleting it right away, and sent more, since it would be more effective.
Whoa, it wasn't so obvious five minutes ago. I'm smart! (But srsly, does my theory make any sense?)

[Iris]

does my theory make any sense?

No.

[averyimaginativename]

This is, if not funny, at least interesting:

Бест пенис енларжмент продуктс хере!
Топ пенис енларжмент анд мале енхансмент продуктс ин тхе маркет. Онли тхе бест пенис енхансмент продуктс ин оне пласе!
Висит Ноу! http[removed].ru

The really weird thing is I got these so often I ended up just blocking all Yandex addresses.

If you don't know why it's funny, it's because the alphabet is cyrillic but the language English

[Dunno]

haha, it's so hard to read English in cyrillic, it's like reading French with German pronouncement.

Anyway, fresh spam from User's: http://forums.wesnoth.org/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=34859
It was funny because it's the first time I've seen spam advertising UMC. And when I saw the subject, I thought this is yet another RNG hater or someone banned from the server.

[Hulavuta]

There was. If you'd responded you'd be added to list as valuable "consumer" who actually reads spam, rather than just deleting it right away, and sent more, since it would be more effective.
Whoa, it wasn't so obvious five minutes ago. I'm smart! (But srsly, does my theory make any sense?)

I get so much spam it didn't matter either way. Decided to have fun with a spammer who "gave me something for free". And see what happens when you actually RESPOND to some bot spam.

I have yet to hear from the same guys...was hoping they'd send me more money or something =(
(TSI if you are reading this, I am just joking. I'm not that stupid -_-)