Funniest thing you have seen printed on a T-Shirt

[restricted]

"Lesbian in a man's body"

[enchilado]

The sudo make me a sandwich one is from xkcd too.

Yeah, but it's a comic that got printed on a shirt, not a comic about shirts.

[Dunno]

Oh, oh, I just remembered. I saw a small T-Shirt for toddlers saying:
"Santa Claus doesn't exist. But I can't read so it's OK for me."
Ultimate troll!!!

[sur.nhm]

"How can I think outside of the box when they don't even let me out of it?"

[professor_max]

For those who live in the uk:
(front) lifeguard
(back) off duty, save yourself

[doofus-01]

Was probably this:

Spoiler:

The double-takes of confused people nearby were a big part of it, though.

[Araja]

A Minecraft one with a cross-section view of its iconic "Creeper" monster.

THE CREEPER
(CREEPUS EXPLODUS)

Eyes: Night vision for optimal creeping and identifying nice everything.
Brain: Cerebral cortex programmed to follow you and wreck your stuff.

The rest are less funny, but there's a little diagram for "Diamond + Creeper = Explosion". The eyes in particular are only funny if you've played Minecraft.

[Frogger5]

A picture of Darth Vader with the words, "Whos your daddy?"

[Gambit]

"The funniest thing
about this shirt is that
by the time you realize it doesn't say anything
it's too late to stop reading it."

It annoys them so much.

[Neuromancer]

Hi guys, whats your opinion on these shirts?
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/deta ... w_all=true
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/deta ... w_all=true
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/deta ... w_all=true
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/deta ... w_all=true
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/deta ... w_all=true

Also can you please recommend some shirt sites other than Threadless with international shipping? I discovered this designbyhumans.com and http://www.merchline.com/iso50/ .

And to the topic:
"This shirt is black. It has always been black." printed in black on white shirt (reference to 1948). And of course classic "Have you hugged this shirt today?".

[Lord-Knightmare]

The funniest thing I saw on a T-shirt was this:
"If ya wants to make love, use a *******"

[Maiklas3000]

In Eastern Europe, there are all these middle aged or old women walking around with t-shirts that say things in English like "Horny woman", and I always think to myself, "Do you realize what your shirt says?!"

[doofus-01]

and I always think to myself, "Do you realize what your shirt says?!"

I've never been to Eastern Europe, but if people are basically the same the world over, they probably do.

[Dunno]

and I always think to myself, "Do you realize what your shirt says?!"

I've never been to Eastern Europe, but if people are basically the same the world over, they probably do.

I think you're missing the point. I've seen similar stuff to what maiklas mentioned, and those T-shirts usually come from secondhand clothes shops (The name reads "Cheap Clothes"). If you go to that kind of shop, you don't speak English (usually you don't even graduate high school).

[HomerJ]

I remember another one right now, it's a simple printout of the rules of the game
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. I don't remember if it contained pictograms also...


Greetz
HomerJ