I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin' bad.

[Zephandrypus]

I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich

I could just make an army appear
I would be the monster that caused all the fear
Watch your children every night
I’d probably kill everything and everybody
No matter how shoddy
Raid a few villages like ‘Minions, I want that’
Make all my victims go splat
It’s been a couple months since I’ve last had friends
But who needs that when you have undead fiends?
I’d probably take a visit to where the ol’ King lives
Then run his corpse through a few sieves
And even if anybody survives
They’ll always remember the monster that took so many lives

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich

I could just chill (get it?)
And never go downhill
Then I’d kill some slaves
Who’ll never see their graves
Then I’ll keep their skeletons
To make some more hellions
But I just don’t have enough knowledge
Can’t get a ‘mancer to acknowledge
So that I can fulfill my only dream
And make anybody scream
Never eating, never resting
You may just think I’m jesting…
But hell no I ain’t
You can do anything without restraint

I want to be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad
Raise all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the top of the wanted board
Sitting on a 1000 GP reward

Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see myself making the undead rise.
A different village every night
I swear I’ll never have another hitch
When I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh when I’m an ancient Lich
Oh oooh oh oooh

I wanna be an ancient Lich, so frickin’ bad!

[johndh]

Way better than the original!

[Midnight_Carnival]

Nice lyrical poem.
Interseting senitment expressed, can't say I'd want to be a mouldy skeleton, think I'd make a passible Djinn though

[freedom_is_a_problem]

[iceiceice]

This was just made for broadway.

[Longnam]

hey,nice one

[Scaramush]

bravo, i literally struck down.

[Sudipta]

This is amazing! Well done man. Great lyrics!!