You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
WTF is going on here? Memes take over this thread!
Anyway,
980 ...you come with your classmates to a field trip to study the local geothermal energy's distribution, you insanely dress yourself up as a dwarf and wield a really no-joking big hammer, singing dwarvish songs about your glorious gold mines all the way along(while everybody is laughing at you...nevermind), and dig a really deep tunnel directly through the earth curst when everybody was observing hot springs and local mineral deposits. You meet some troll warriors and you fight bravely, and make your way out till an ancient teleport rune made by Thursgan or whoever the hell. You teleport yourself to the surface, and saw a big signpost near your cave. It says "Weldyn 160 miles EAST". You yelled "WTF" and suddenly sit on the ground crying like a kid. Guess why? You made it to Weldyn while every foolish students in your class are still studying that unpromising geothermal energy; BUT, you forget to bring any single piece of your cherished GOLD! Now you are really nobody here but only one really poor dwarvish begger in Weldyn.
Anyway,
980 ...you come with your classmates to a field trip to study the local geothermal energy's distribution, you insanely dress yourself up as a dwarf and wield a really no-joking big hammer, singing dwarvish songs about your glorious gold mines all the way along(while everybody is laughing at you...nevermind), and dig a really deep tunnel directly through the earth curst when everybody was observing hot springs and local mineral deposits. You meet some troll warriors and you fight bravely, and make your way out till an ancient teleport rune made by Thursgan or whoever the hell. You teleport yourself to the surface, and saw a big signpost near your cave. It says "Weldyn 160 miles EAST". You yelled "WTF" and suddenly sit on the ground crying like a kid. Guess why? You made it to Weldyn while every foolish students in your class are still studying that unpromising geothermal energy; BUT, you forget to bring any single piece of your cherished GOLD! Now you are really nobody here but only one really poor dwarvish begger in Weldyn.
Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
981: Every time you play some campaign in recent versions, you wonder why do they changed that name : why Jessene? it's jessica, why Alduin? it's Anduin
982 : Every time you see a ghost, you remember of the old sprite and in your head you think : we have made a long way
982 : Every time you see a ghost, you remember of the old sprite and in your head you think : we have made a long way
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983: Every time you see somebody's name in your real life, you wonder why don't they changed that name : why Jessica? it's Jessiene, why Anduin? it's Alduin
984: You see a ghost in our real world, and suddenly you recall the old sprite and in your mind and you think: This ghost is so lamely made. It must belongs to old 1.2 versions. Besides of that you somehow rush into the nearst building (60% dodge rate), and utilize your inherent 20% resistance against arcane+firecrackers you bought from the supermarket to exhaust that ghost by bombasting him to death. That ghost really don't want to hurt you, really. But you killed it because you want 8 exp. How greedy you are, kiddo.
984: You see a ghost in our real world, and suddenly you recall the old sprite and in your mind and you think: This ghost is so lamely made. It must belongs to old 1.2 versions. Besides of that you somehow rush into the nearst building (60% dodge rate), and utilize your inherent 20% resistance against arcane+firecrackers you bought from the supermarket to exhaust that ghost by bombasting him to death. That ghost really don't want to hurt you, really. But you killed it because you want 8 exp. How greedy you are, kiddo.
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hi guys.... wow love it to play these.. game.. keep it off..
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985: If you notice that gaaranet has 0 total posts, although you can see the non-existing post right above this one.
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The explanation. Posts within Forum Games do not count toward your post total.Dugi wrote:985: If you notice that gaaranet has 0 total posts, although you can see the non-existing post right above this one.
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According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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986: ...you guys have become crazy, studying 0 post issue.
987: ...I technically figure out a way to move into wesnoth by breaking the space/time continum. Though the idea itself is quite a vague bullshixing one, based on a very tiny possibility that quantum physics have allowed me to do so.
987: ...I technically figure out a way to move into wesnoth by breaking the space/time continum. Though the idea itself is quite a vague bullshixing one, based on a very tiny possibility that quantum physics have allowed me to do so.
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988: ...if you hope that number 988 to happen, knowing that according to quantum physics, everything is possible, but in some cases less probable than number 950 happening a millionth power of million times in a row.
989: You enter an old, forgotten cemetery, build a tent there, and some more structures to make it look like a keep, and then instead of trying to summon spirits of the dead like the goths, you attempt to raise skeletons to take revenge on those who play games that aren't open source.
990: You dream of Wesnoth, but that dream is so realistic, that after an usual day in there (slashing orcs, hacking saurians, bashing skeletons, cursing ghosts,...), you sleep and have a dream of Wesnoth, where the same things happen, until you sleep again, and have a dream in a dream in a dream, and after repeating cycle for a few times, you get smashed by a troll because the RNG did not like you, die, but you cannot wake up from a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream, and you get stuck in your dreams of Wesnoth forever, happy that it finally happened.
989: You enter an old, forgotten cemetery, build a tent there, and some more structures to make it look like a keep, and then instead of trying to summon spirits of the dead like the goths, you attempt to raise skeletons to take revenge on those who play games that aren't open source.
990: You dream of Wesnoth, but that dream is so realistic, that after an usual day in there (slashing orcs, hacking saurians, bashing skeletons, cursing ghosts,...), you sleep and have a dream of Wesnoth, where the same things happen, until you sleep again, and have a dream in a dream in a dream, and after repeating cycle for a few times, you get smashed by a troll because the RNG did not like you, die, but you cannot wake up from a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream, and you get stuck in your dreams of Wesnoth forever, happy that it finally happened.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
991: [edit][edit][edit][edit]...and you get used to it.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
992: You expect your mp3 player to support the [music] tag.
The Flight of Drakes, Only Death Behind, ??? (not yet sure how the third part will be called).
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993: You expect it to support .oggNoQ wrote:992: You expect your mp3 player to support the [music] tag.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
994: Your life goal is to add .ogg support to your mp3 player.Hulavuta wrote:993: You expect it to support .oggNoQ wrote:992: You expect your mp3 player to support the [music] tag.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
Well, i've expected that long before i started playing wesnoth, so it doesn't count (:
995: The phrase "long before i started playing wesnoth" doesn't make any sense to you.
995: The phrase "long before i started playing wesnoth" doesn't make any sense to you.
The Flight of Drakes, Only Death Behind, ??? (not yet sure how the third part will be called).
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That one is actually true for me. (kindof)NoQ wrote:Well, i've expected that long before i started playing wesnoth, so it doesn't count (:
995: The phrase "long before i started playing wesnoth" doesn't make any sense to you.
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996. You no longer believe that WML is not your native language.
(example)
(example)
The Flight of Drakes, Only Death Behind, ??? (not yet sure how the third part will be called).