You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Oh well.

878: you get a spear and hope that whatever you do with it, it will give at least 8 damage.

[Drakefriend]

879. ...you always hurt even if there is nothing that could do the damage.

[uncleshelby]

879. You get food poisoning, and tell the doctors, "Get me to the nearest village! And do it quickly, even if I can't die from it, I'm vulnerable!"

[Vincinct]

890.You think that puberty is a form of leveling up.
891.You threaten to use the BanHammer on your children when they say a bad word
892.You put on your resume that your a quick,intelligent elvish ranger with ambush abilities

[Great_Mage_Atari]

893: you start to use "RAGE QUIT???" after every victory, no matter what the activity.

[powershot]

894: You've played every campaign(including add-ons) on hard with no recruiting 10 times each.

[Boldek]

895: At a parents meeting you ask the school if there is a Wesnoth Tactics class to enroll your children.
896: The teachers admit that there is such a class.
897: However, when you examine your children's homework, you discover with horror that the teacher tells the kids to play the drakes faction, prompting you to homeschool your children for lack of education.

[TheBladeRoden]

898: You start voice acting all the campaign dialogue. Methor sounds like Saruman, Delfador sounds like Stan Marsh's Grandpa, and of course Darken Volk sounds like Palpatine.

[Shinobody]

Actually, next will be 900.

878: you get a spear and hope that whatever you do with it, it will give at least 8 damage.

878. ...you always hurt even if there is nothing thst could do the damage.

[Drakefriend]

No, it is 890, as it jumped ten entries two entries later.

[Ceres]

Actually it's 892 because of these three posts. Vincinct's posts were out of count, but they weren't counted by powershot when he tried to correct.

[Joram]

Audit the Thread!

[powershot]

What number are we at?

[Gambit]

Audit the Thread!

End the Thread!

[powershot]