You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Reepurr]

What is "YBPWTLW"

You've Been Playing Wesnoth Too Long When...
...evil illegal smiley abuser.

493. ...you use Debug to weaken your units and enhance your enemies' at massive ammounts.

Already do when playing Liberty on Easy.

[Tonepoet]

494: You have a nightmare despite not having played in ages: The Dwarvish Guardsman and the forums are discussing moving the Guardsman to back to Loyalists because according to the dream, it was originally supposed to be there.

495: Your kitty wakes you up wanting food. You assess you've received damage as being 1-2 blade damage because it was light but his sharp nails haven't been clipped, made a slight swiping motion and came dangerously close to the eye. While not being in the least bit tangibly harmful, as if I had some built in resistance, he did touch you twice so it counts as a hit and you can't have a hit lower than 1 damage in the Wesnoth engine.

I'd say I'd need to get away from this but I haven't played multiplayer on nearly the basis I used to for quite a while... Regardless I still feel kinda ....

[flying_pancake]

496: You attempt to programme RL using WML
497: You attempt to punch RL when that fails
498: In frustration you programme your computer to do both of the above
499: You programme wesnoth into RL using WML on your computer
500: You throw a party because you did the 500th post

[PsychoticKittens]

501: Before your college courses, you jot down WML for something you're working on, instead of studying.
502: You try to make entirely different games out of wesnoth's engine.

[Frogger5]

Already been said.

[Reepurr]

496: You attempt to programme RL using WML<br>
497: You attempt to punch RL when that fails<br>
498: In frustration you programme your computer to do both of the above<br>
499: You programme wesnoth into RL using WML on your computer<br>
500: You throw a party because you did the 500th post

Judging by the breaks, you seem to think that <br> is needed here to make a new line.
Fortunately for the less HTML-connected of phpBB's users, it isn't.

[flying_pancake]

I am quite new here (but have played BfW for a few years), and I sometimes (attempt) to make html/ css webpages.
Which brings me onto:
503: You try to program web pages using WML

[Dunno]

504. You play a 11 hours long game just to call it a draw...

[C2H5OH]

Did someone know Ronin?

[Drakefriend]

505. ...you describe your private problems in the Wesnoth forums.
506. ...you think your wishes in Ruin A Wish became true.
507. ...you do 505 im technical support so the developers can fix it.
508. ...the BfW Developers are worshipped as a pantheon by you, and Dave is the Creator and chief god.

[Reepurr]

508. ...the BfW Developers are worshipped as a pantheon by you, and Dave is the Creator and chief god.

All hail SkeletonCrew, Deity of Randomosity of Land! They who enabled terrains to have thousands of variations!

*coughs*

509. You worship Dave as the chief God, and everyone else worships you as the Creator and Chief God.

[atomicbomb]

510. You dreamed someone(looks like he's shadowm) appeared in facebook, uploaded 2 crazy pictures, the first is strange combination of real world forest and wesnothian grass terrain and one wesnoth house in middle. The second is someone with mixed curly and zig-zag hair style posing in black background(true story)

[Drakefriend]

511. You think Xykon from Order of the Stick looks like Shadowmaster's avatar, not the other way.

[johndh]

512. On another forum, you see an animated sprite with a pink ribbon on it, and you naturally assume that it is supposed to be team color.
513. You log in to the Wesnoth forum just to post that discovery in this thread.

[tervaleijona]

When you start to move pupils Wesnoth-style in your mind at the classroom. Sorry.