Wesnoth Gags
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Bob_The_Mighty
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Wesnoth Gags
Q. What did the lispy dwarf say to the nostalgic elf?
A. "Stop looking through wose-tinted glasses."
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Did you hear about the Orc who always told jokes that nobody else got?
They said he had a troll sense of humour.
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Q. Why did the merman kill his wife?
A. He found out he'd married a naga.
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Q. Why did the Necromancer lose the match?
A. He didn't have enough ghouls.
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Q. Why did the Lieutenant refuse to kill the Necromancer?
A. He said he'd never hit a man with Spectre-recalls.
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Did you hear about the elven princess who was in love with Kalenz?
It never went anywhere because she was too Shyde.
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Q. What did the elvish hippy say when he was wounded?
A. Shame, man!
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Q. What did the ulfzerker say when he met Jane in the jungle?
A. Me, Lee!
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Q. What did the Red Mage say to his RPG party when they encountered a drake?
A. "Archer gonna do anything about that?"
A. "Stop looking through wose-tinted glasses."
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Did you hear about the Orc who always told jokes that nobody else got?
They said he had a troll sense of humour.
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Q. Why did the merman kill his wife?
A. He found out he'd married a naga.
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Q. Why did the Necromancer lose the match?
A. He didn't have enough ghouls.
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Q. Why did the Lieutenant refuse to kill the Necromancer?
A. He said he'd never hit a man with Spectre-recalls.
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Did you hear about the elven princess who was in love with Kalenz?
It never went anywhere because she was too Shyde.
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Q. What did the elvish hippy say when he was wounded?
A. Shame, man!
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Q. What did the ulfzerker say when he met Jane in the jungle?
A. Me, Lee!
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Q. What did the Red Mage say to his RPG party when they encountered a drake?
A. "Archer gonna do anything about that?"
Last edited by Gambit on November 26th, 2010, 12:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
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AnnieSpambot
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So many jokes Bob. What mage you do it?
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Why join the undead?
It's an experience worth dying for!
Didn't make that one up, but it's one of my favorites.
It's an experience worth dying for!
Didn't make that one up, but it's one of my favorites.
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That was wonderful, thank you for sharing 
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Drakefriend
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Where do undead armies get there equipment from?
Spoiler:
After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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Drakefriend wrote:Where do undead armies get there equipment from?Spoiler:
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AnnieSpambot
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Q. What do you call someone who dresses up as a skeleton?
A. A Draug act.
A. A Draug act.
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Bob_The_Mighty
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Nice gag, AnnieSpambot. I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before though.
Q. What's a northerner's favourite food?
A. Drake & Kidney pie.
Q. What do you call a skeleton who makes flippant comments?
A. Irevenant
Q. What's a northerner's favourite food?
A. Drake & Kidney pie.
Q. What do you call a skeleton who makes flippant comments?
A. Irevenant
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Captain_Wrathbow
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http://www.wesnoth.org/forum/memberlist ... e&u=101393Bob_The_Mighty wrote:Q. What do you call a skeleton who makes flippant comments?
A. Irevenant
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AnnieSpambot
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Odd. That's just what I thought when I read some of yours...Bob_The_Mighty wrote:Nice gag, AnnieSpambot. I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before though.
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If it helps; I had seen all of these gags before thanks to Forum Sith force premonitions.
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Q: Why did the level three elvish healer cross the road?
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That is the greatest forum post I have ever read.
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Captain_Wrathbow
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(I'm hoping my smiley-only post can be tolerated just this once... wait, it isn't smiley-only anymore...)