The Vending Machine--a forum game

[Golden_Soldier]

you get dissapointed

I put in a "im with stupid " shirt

[Mica]

You get an "I am Stupid" shirt.

I put in my lucky snowman.

[bigkahuna]

You melt the snowman.

I put in a rhinosaurus (don't ask me how).

[Mica]

You get horn-y. HUR HUR HUR

I put in a green marker.

[Midnight_Carnival]

You get a green lantern

I disarm the ghostly figure, sprinkle holy water on my boots and kick it's ass back into the vending machine.

[sur.nhm]

You get killed by it as it's immune to so-called "Holy Water".

I put in a gib.

[Midnight_Carnival]

you get the classic first person shooter Blood.

My ghost rises and kicks the other ghost's ass back into the vending machine.

[Mountain_King]

You get the holy water that the ghost didn't need any more.

I put in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[JackBarber]

You get the ghost of Colonel Sanders with a mad look on it's face.

I put in a dead body for which the ghosts may possess.

[Mountain_King]

You get attacked by a strangely cognitive zombie, which came out of the vending machine. It reaches with it's ever growing claws, trying to bring you into to vending machine as well. It succeeds.

As the zombie pulled you into the vending machine, I have no need to put anything in.

[Reepurr]

All that remains of JackBarber is his head, or rather his avatar. You pick it up, run off with it, pop it in a coffin and host a memorial service.

I put in dwarvish-hammer-flavoured pudding. In other words, it's a cold pudding that tastes of grit and blood.

[Mountain_King]

You get my old avatar...who ate your pudding and wants more.

I put in the Green Hornets!

[Reepurr]

You get the Black Wasps from Harry Potter.

I put in some thunderstick pheonixes.:

My take on the mysterious thunderstick powder.

Basically, there are little pheonixes in each thunderstick. In return for ashes, to help the pheonixes build their nests, the pheonixes belch fire down the thunderstick, the force of which propels a tiny sphere down the thunderstick into the enemy a few seconds later.

[Mountain_King]

You get back a dwarven pouch of gunpowder with a tinder box.

I put in a blunderbuss (er, um, I mean, thunderstick).

[Golden_Soldier]

you get the pirates of the Caribean

I put in a scented candle