The Vending Machine--a forum game
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- Midnight_Carnival
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get a gunmetal grey shiny metalic tiger-beetle robot large enough to ride on, complete with coffee maker, thermal imaging, night-vision, free internet on the computer console, radar, sonar powerful enough to penetrate 30 feet of granite, radiation shielding, electro-magnetic shockwave cannon, twin turret-mounted gatling auto cannon firing 20 mm depleted uranium shells, with silencers, flamethrower, 88mm sniper mortar, ribon-parachute, plasma jump-jets, and a 10 minuite time-freeze (only with full batery though, and you need to recharge shortly afterwards) - unfortunately it is voice operated, and will only respond to commands given in German. It answers to the name of Klaus.
I put in Orbital Eunuch Snipers.
I put in Orbital Eunuch Snipers.
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get castarated.
I put my wrench inside the machine.
I put my wrench inside the machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get a spanner in the works.
I put in nothing, since I can't put something in, because there's a wrench in the machine!
I put in nothing, since I can't put something in, because there's a wrench in the machine!
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- Midnight_Carnival
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get the vending machine maintainace maual.
I put in my severed ... umm, never mind!
I put in some engine oil to help dislodge sur.nhm's wrench.
I put in my severed ... umm, never mind!
I put in some engine oil to help dislodge sur.nhm's wrench.
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get a ghostly figure wielding a wrench. He seems to be quite violent, attacking you repeatedly, and his speech consists mostly of sounds similar to those of a real vending machine, combined with the occasional loudly shouted "OUT OF ORDER!"
I put in too many smilies.
I put in too many smilies.
*has nothing else to say*
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- JackBarber
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You get a sad face
I put in your sad face
I put in your sad face
"Do YOU know the muffin man?"
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
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You get my "Trance Smile" face . . . er, there's no smiley that resembles it here.
You get a face. When you look directly into its eyes, you see the pages of a book.
I put in the "Submit" button . . . nonono, give it back! Now how am I gonna post this?
You get a face. When you look directly into its eyes, you see the pages of a book.
I put in the "Submit" button . . . nonono, give it back! Now how am I gonna post this?
*has nothing else to say*
Necromancy most foul! - Doc Paterson
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Necromancy most foul! - Doc Paterson
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- Mountain_King
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you get the "lock this thread" button seen and used only by moderators. However, when you reach out to touch it, it vanishes.
I put in a Mayan calendar.
I put in a Mayan calendar.
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Is cothabhálach an aistriúcháin Gaeilge mé.
EXTERMINATE!!!!
Is cothabhálach an aistriúcháin Gaeilge mé.
EXTERMINATE!!!!
- JackBarber
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You get the end of the world...?
I put in fire and brim-stone
I put in fire and brim-stone
"Do YOU know the muffin man?"
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
- Mountain_King
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You get Sodom and Gomorrah, being pelted by fire and brimstone. The ensuing earthquake launches the two cities into the Dead Sea.
Just for good measure, I put in the Dead Sea.
Just for good measure, I put in the Dead Sea.
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Is cothabhálach an aistriúcháin Gaeilge mé.
EXTERMINATE!!!!
Is cothabhálach an aistriúcháin Gaeilge mé.
EXTERMINATE!!!!
- JackBarber
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get a very salty fish.
I put in a sausage.
I put in a sausage.
"Do YOU know the muffin man?"
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
."Don't wake me if I'm dreaming."
.."Even words can drive a man to madness."
Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get... nothing... someone ate the sausage...
I put in a very large banana.
I put in a very large banana.
Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You get a schoolbag with a squished banana inside it. Yuck.
I put in a cup of lemon-grass tea (and please, don't say someone drinks it ).
I put in a cup of lemon-grass tea (and please, don't say someone drinks it ).
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
Someone spits it back out at you (happy now? ).
I put in a mistake.
I put in a mistake.
*has nothing else to say*
Necromancy most foul! - Doc Paterson
All hail my new campaign, Lords of the North! Now on the add-ons server!
Necromancy most foul! - Doc Paterson
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Re: The Vending Machine--a forum game
You correct it.
I put in green tea and hope it tastes better than lemon-grass tea.
I put in green tea and hope it tastes better than lemon-grass tea.