You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Iris]

You guys got off of your counting by one (you should be on 278).

It's all LightFighter's fault:

272. You make a grammar nazi faction

272. You think the grammar nazis assaulted europe.

Fixed now.

But please, please don't commit the same mistake again, people! This is the second time in the last three pages.

Note that some of the things that made the old thread rot for so long — even before being locked — were that people kept repeating the same items with different wording every 50 entries or so, and many entries had incorrect numbers, shifted to the left or the right. There were also too many meta entries ­— i.e. posts derived from "###) when you post in this thread."

[Captain_Wrathbow]

279. Your final words are "I die?"

Nah, I think something along the lines of "AAAAAAIIGGGHHHHHHRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" would be more appropriate.

[Midnight_Carnival]

280. You amuse yourself by posting thing you know Gambit will respond to by posting gratuitious links just to hear people complain.

(yes, I'm very subtle, like the Hills Creeper. You don't know when it's coming, but you know when it's struck!)

281. when you get drunk and instead of bugging your friends or ex-girlfriends late at night, go online and post braindead things on the forum causing threads to be locked

[Skizzaltix]

282. you remember the off-topic forum before this thread

[Reepurr]

283. You get fed up when you see people tame huskies rather than wolves, because you know goblins can tame wolves and they have the dumb trait

[Gambit]

280. You amuse yourself by posting thing you know Gambit will respond to by posting gratuitious links just to hear people complain.
281. when you get drunk and instead of bugging your friends or ex-girlfriends late at night, go online and post braindead things on the forum causing threads to be locked

Trolling moderators appears not to be against the posting guidelines... what gives?

[Midnight_Carnival]

Actually Gambit, it's a compliment.
You are seen as being so intertwined with Wesnoth that you afiliation with yourself denotes long-standing dedication to the game. And responding (as demostrated above) proves that you are considerate and accessible

[Bellerophon]

284. when you find yourself playing three games at once while casually browsing the forums.

[johndh]

285. You accidentally post something in Art Contributions that should have gone in a different forum, so you hurry up to learn pixel art so you can post some terrain before you get scolded by the moderators.

(Happened to me in a dream. )

[Midnight_Carnival]

285. You accidentally post something in Art Contributions that should have gone in a different forum, so you hurry up to learn pixel art so you can post some terrain before you get scolded by the moderators.

(Happened to me in a dream. )

286. You dream not only about being a hardcore warrior in Wesnoth, but about being on the forums
Yes, me too don't worry...

[brisingrbolt]

287. When you sneak your laptop into the bathroom to play, when your mom just told you to clean up your bedroom.
(something I have never done, but would like to if my mom didn't know EVERYTHING that goes on in my house.)

[Cybermouse]

288. When you type 'm' at the beginning of every non-Wesnoth IM to your friends.

EDIT: Ok, ok, I should have known. I'll remake this one to rectify my mistake:

288. Right before you say anything IRL, the index finger of your right hand involuntarily twitches downwards.

[Hulavuta]

That's been said a lot

[Captain_Wrathbow]

Hey, Hulavuta! You're alive!
Where have you been? School, I'm guessing...?

[Reepurr]

289. You go to a pool covered in algae or whatever and think "That's one hell of a map bug"
Actually happened to me once.