The Vending Machine--a forum game

[Vladcara]

You get a Celt

I put in a pair of trousers

[Midnight_Carnival]

you get underpants rash.

I put in a burnt-out former supermodel.

[sur.nhm]

You get Little Britain.

I put in my grandma's cake

[Crushmaster]

You get a cake with a piece missing.

I put in a Sharpie.

[sur.nhm]

You get a bluntie.
I put in an overdose of Computer Games.

[Drakefriend]

You get a "you have been playing (e.g. Wesnoth) for too long"-thread.

I put in Ruin a Wish Foundation
(By the way, don't let the thread I inserted die, please!)

[Crushmaster]

You get a bunch of posts.

I put in a 32 ounce sweet tea.

[Dunno]

@drakefriend:

it's too late for that! It went to a better place, where all threads get bumped all the time! And there is no locking or deleting and every single post is happy

[sur.nhm]

Don't die, thread!

You get a samovar.

I put in a delusion.

[Gambit]

You get murdered in your sleep.

[Dunno]

we need a foolish hero to get that necromancer (lich)

[SpoOkyMagician]

nothing happens/you get nothing. (gambit/dunno didn't post any inserts/put in's... For now, this will do I guess... unless they edit their post(s)... Anyway...)

I put in a skull.

[sur.nhm]

You get a hair.

I put in some paper mache.

[Crushmaster]

You get a small spear.

I put in chocolate.

[SpoOkyMagician]

You get raisins. ("yea, that's what kids want with their chocolate... fruit..." ~ stewie griffin)

I put in DDR. (the arcade machine... lol... Can't wait to see this response...)