The Vending Machine--a forum game

[Tonepoet]

In less than a second, out pops a replacement machine in a protective capsule.

I put in that capsule.

[Zerovirus]

You get the cure to cancer.

I put in the cure to cancer.

[styles1005]

You get cancer.

I put in death.

[Zerovirus]

And thus, the cure to cancer was lost forever. Foolish mortals.

You get a deadly blast of fire from the slot that instantly kills you.

I put in a silver snowflake necklace.

[Dixie]

You get an avalanche... of silverware

I put in a mug of rum.

[Zerovirus]

You get a cup of alcohol-flavored juice. Alcohol free of course. Totally safe for underage kids and those pesky tots.

I put in a copy of The King In Yellow.

[mnewton1]

You get a copy of the My Little Pony Easter Surprise Coloring Book.

I put in a brownie.

[Frogger5]

You get a thankyou note from the vending machine.

I put in Ecky Thump.
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[sur.nhm]

You get Little Britain.

I put in a Get.

[Vladcara]

You get a candelabra

I put in a copy of The Times

[Darkmage]

You get a pocket clock

I put in Pirate DVD's

[catwhowalksbyhimself]

You get a kidnapped pirate.

I put in the Tenth Doctor.

[CookieBite]

You get the Eleventh Doctor

I put in the Twilight Book series

[Iris]

You get a crappy movie.

I put in a blank CD.

[CookieBite]

You get a video tape

I put in Kristen Stewart