Nicolas LotR parody
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Nicolas LotR parody
i need too images:im doing a campaign that's a parody of Lotr
Some name changes:
Frodo-Brodo (in italian means soup)
Merry-Cherry
Pippin-Clickin
Gimli-Geamlei
Eomer-Herobeer
Gandalf-Granhalf
Boromir-Bohdormir (dormir in french means sleep)
Eowyn-Heowind
Sauron-Sawiron
Saruman-Knowman (becouse "sa" in italian means "knows")
Now i've done all the maps,i need to make the scanarios and the images.
Have you some ideas?
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Some name changes:
Frodo-Brodo (in italian means soup)
Merry-Cherry
Pippin-Clickin
Gimli-Geamlei
Eomer-Herobeer
Gandalf-Granhalf
Boromir-Bohdormir (dormir in french means sleep)
Eowyn-Heowind
Sauron-Sawiron
Saruman-Knowman (becouse "sa" in italian means "knows")
Now i've done all the maps,i need to make the scanarios and the images.
Have you some ideas?
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Great Mage Nicolas
I have the units
But i can't give it to you because i'm doing the LOTR game not Paraody if i finish the game all units is yours
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I have the dialogues i made with Francesco!!!
Here are some:
Village Brea:-I'd like drink!
-I'd like eat sausages!
-I'd like sleep.
-I'd like dive.
-Dive?
-Yes,dive in a bed.
-So you are sleepy.
-No i want to dive in the bed of a river.
-What an original idea:here are 7 coins for you.
-No,an original idea is more expansive:10 coins.
-No,7 coins and a bug.
-Wow a bug!Thanks Frodo.
Rivendell:-Oh what i lovely day but i want to climb a tree.
-I want to cut a tree.
-Wait,wait:first of all we climb a tree and after we cut it.
-You're very intelligent Sam: here are 2 coins and a Butterfly for you.
-Please can i have some bugs?
-If you dive in a canyon i give you 2 bugs.
-Wait a minute... aaaaaa!
The entrance of Moria:-Ah finally we arrived to moria.
-Gandalf,i want fly.
-I've got a spell that makes you fly,but i don't remember if it's the bolts or the fly spell.
-Do it,i think it's the fly one.
-Ok... Thunder and bolts,on Frodo!
-Ahhhhh!
-Oh no,he promised me some bugs and 9 coins!
-And to me 4 coins.
-And to me some cubes.
-Cubes?
-Yes,and to me some pencil cases.
Kazad-dum:(Balrog)-I want to eat you,hobbit!
-Beurk,you haven't a good breath!
(Gandalf)-(Let me do.)
-But i want to buy some socks
-I think there is a clothes shop in the canyon.
-Well i dive in.
-I follow you
-I too.
-I'm not
-Why?
-Because i need a greengrocer's.
-I think there is a greengrocer's too in the hole.
-Well if there is i dive in too.
Lotlorien:
-What big houses!
-Yes but i want to see a mammal.
-The man is a mammal,Frodo
-Really?Thanks,here are 2 snakes and a xylophone for you,Boromir.
-Oh no... a xylophone... can i have a brocoli?
-If you want some brocolis you need to jump from a chair.
-Oh it's easy.
-(yes but the chair is next to a hole!)
Do you like them?
Here are some:
Village Brea:-I'd like drink!
-I'd like eat sausages!
-I'd like sleep.
-I'd like dive.
-Dive?
-Yes,dive in a bed.
-So you are sleepy.
-No i want to dive in the bed of a river.
-What an original idea:here are 7 coins for you.
-No,an original idea is more expansive:10 coins.
-No,7 coins and a bug.
-Wow a bug!Thanks Frodo.
Rivendell:-Oh what i lovely day but i want to climb a tree.
-I want to cut a tree.
-Wait,wait:first of all we climb a tree and after we cut it.
-You're very intelligent Sam: here are 2 coins and a Butterfly for you.
-Please can i have some bugs?
-If you dive in a canyon i give you 2 bugs.
-Wait a minute... aaaaaa!
The entrance of Moria:-Ah finally we arrived to moria.
-Gandalf,i want fly.
-I've got a spell that makes you fly,but i don't remember if it's the bolts or the fly spell.
-Do it,i think it's the fly one.
-Ok... Thunder and bolts,on Frodo!
-Ahhhhh!
-Oh no,he promised me some bugs and 9 coins!
-And to me 4 coins.
-And to me some cubes.
-Cubes?
-Yes,and to me some pencil cases.
Kazad-dum:(Balrog)-I want to eat you,hobbit!
-Beurk,you haven't a good breath!
(Gandalf)-(Let me do.)
-But i want to buy some socks
-I think there is a clothes shop in the canyon.
-Well i dive in.
-I follow you
-I too.
-I'm not
-Why?
-Because i need a greengrocer's.
-I think there is a greengrocer's too in the hole.
-Well if there is i dive in too.
Lotlorien:
-What big houses!
-Yes but i want to see a mammal.
-The man is a mammal,Frodo
-Really?Thanks,here are 2 snakes and a xylophone for you,Boromir.
-Oh no... a xylophone... can i have a brocoli?
-If you want some brocolis you need to jump from a chair.
-Oh it's easy.
-(yes but the chair is next to a hole!)
Do you like them?
Great Mage Nicolas
So did you pipe a random word generator into an online translator or what?Nicolas wrote:I have the dialogues i made with Francesco!!!
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i have some others dialogues:
Incrownation of Aragorn
A-Where is my crown
F-It fallen in the soup
A-And?
F-Sam found the crown
A-Mmmm?
F-He started to jump like a baby:he was veeeery happy
A-And after?
F-He jumped too far and he lfallen from the highest balcony of minas tirit.
A-Arggghhhhh!
F-I called 008 to find the crown
A-To consolate me i need a cake (is CONSOLATE correct?)
F-Ok i put one in the oven.
A-Have you seen my ring?
F-Oh,there was a poisonous emerald in it and all your horses died
A-My dog?
F-Killed by an orc
A-My fishy?
F-Eaten by the cat
A-My cat?
F-It suffocated when eating the fish.
A-Take out the cake.I feel very bad.
F-Oh the cake burned in the oven.
A-Oooooh
P-Frodo, has Aragorn a son and is here a Graveyard?
Incrownation of Aragorn
A-Where is my crown
F-It fallen in the soup
A-And?
F-Sam found the crown
A-Mmmm?
F-He started to jump like a baby:he was veeeery happy
A-And after?
F-He jumped too far and he lfallen from the highest balcony of minas tirit.
A-Arggghhhhh!
F-I called 008 to find the crown
A-To consolate me i need a cake (is CONSOLATE correct?)
F-Ok i put one in the oven.
A-Have you seen my ring?
F-Oh,there was a poisonous emerald in it and all your horses died
A-My dog?
F-Killed by an orc
A-My fishy?
F-Eaten by the cat
A-My cat?
F-It suffocated when eating the fish.
A-Take out the cake.I feel very bad.
F-Oh the cake burned in the oven.
A-Oooooh
P-Frodo, has Aragorn a son and is here a Graveyard?
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F-Ehi,i found a brain
P-Ok: 2 + 2 !
F-Pencil Case!
P-Oh Frodo :you found the brain of a rock
M-Oh i found a snake,snake: are you poisonous
SNAKE:ssssss
M-I dont run any risk so i pull his tail
SNAKE:"snap"
M-Hey are you stupid?if you are poisonous i die in 5 seconds!
SNAKE:sssssss(i am poisonous)
P-Ahhh!
S(sam,not snake))-Oh no i wanted to kill him in person!
M-Rejoice you Sam,he is still alive
S-aaaaAAAAAAaaaa!
---Legolas and Gimli came back---
G-did you see a creature called Frodo
F-No,i didnt heard about it.
L-He is a very ugly creature,with big feets,green eyes... quite as you Frodo
F-But why you talk about Frodo?I dont know who is he,and you talk about it all time!
G:i think i'll go to search that Frodo;maybe we find it.
(this one is completely by Francesco)
P-Ok: 2 + 2 !
F-Pencil Case!
P-Oh Frodo :you found the brain of a rock
M-Oh i found a snake,snake: are you poisonous
SNAKE:ssssss
M-I dont run any risk so i pull his tail
SNAKE:"snap"
M-Hey are you stupid?if you are poisonous i die in 5 seconds!
SNAKE:sssssss(i am poisonous)
P-Ahhh!
S(sam,not snake))-Oh no i wanted to kill him in person!
M-Rejoice you Sam,he is still alive
S-aaaaAAAAAAaaaa!
---Legolas and Gimli came back---
G-did you see a creature called Frodo
F-No,i didnt heard about it.
L-He is a very ugly creature,with big feets,green eyes... quite as you Frodo
F-But why you talk about Frodo?I dont know who is he,and you talk about it all time!
G:i think i'll go to search that Frodo;maybe we find it.
(this one is completely by Francesco)
Great Mage Nicolas