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Us are moghty orks!

Postby AxalaraFlame » October 31st, 2012, 3:06 pm

Me am really boring recently, so me got na' idea from somebody, to play a rially interasting game. Form now on, h'verybody here postsing are all orks. Us are moghty orks. Us can be brave grunts, lowly gobos, scum archers, or coward assasins. Us do not have a specifik topic here, just argue abot some boring cliches in your tribes; for instance, in me tribe, us are worrying abot how do us get through this harsh winter in east coast of USA colony. Me don't know why us call thes' place "USA", bot us do get lots of ork kinsfolks around here, heyhey.

There les' no specifik rules in thes' thread, but you just have to talk ork language. Somebody says us orks speak bad english. Bah! Us are good at spelling, wright? Ya! That is wright. :twisted:

Fist of all, let me start from this: me wanna be the next overlord of the horde in northeast America. Who's goona follow me? Me do not expect many followers...h'enyway.
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Dugi » November 1st, 2012, 12:52 am

Fo'all those ho liva in Centrel Eurrhop: Don't obaay AxeleroFlam, come hirr, to obaay Duggy, the huge Orrcish Overrlord from Karrpathia. In Karrpathia, we haave mush taaler hills than Appalachian hills in east cooast colony of Unitod Stadts of Amerrigo. Und as evrryon nows, we orrch love hills and montans.

Me, Huge Orrcish Overrlord from Karrpathia, is the streghtiest of all orrcish warrlords, me knows the secrets of urr shamuns, me knows the secrets of da walkin death, me is the only orrcish strigoi mort dat everr walketh dis weld! I can never die!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby TheScribe » November 1st, 2012, 1:19 am

What you mean follow you? This Troll bridge, you pay toll. I mean, this toll bridge, you pay troll... Me confused...

USA? What strange way of spelling. (it's pronounced ooh-sah). Me Troll, I post here?
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby AxalaraFlame » November 1st, 2012, 4:15 am

Us like tolls as well :D Tolls are rather helpful, and they are brave folks...I mean, trolls. You mess'da up a little bit, dumb toll. I mean, damn, troll! :augh: Your spelling is bad.
Us welcome you here, and us defeat shorty weakings in the caves togather, deal? The caves wuld be yours.

Oh, btw, us orcs like nagas too. Nagas come with us, us welcome. But'a currantly us don'ta welcome sausagerians. Thee weaklings are too mean too expansive, unless theer leader low theer price to 12dollars. If they want euros, us don't welcome either.

Besides, me am prety sore that warlord duggy is kiding. No orks leve forraver. Unless he desends to undead. Ha! Us orks die in battlefield, us proud of pouring the last blood on earth. Thee who scummb to undead fear death, thee are cowards. Or, we kic them out, sinse they no orks anymore. And, me am pretty sure he bot dates with female ork shamaies. Bah, how can he possibly know the moghty ork magik? Join me fellas!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby danwar123 » September 16th, 2013, 8:54 pm

in tee meaintiem,hou abuot wui brink toll tooo...i mean troll tooo... de elfs,iy suppofs? :? wee need two crish thum elfs. :twisted: join me.crush elf.deul? :hmm:
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Rbuck » September 20th, 2013, 2:24 am

Helo, me jusst mizerbal sassin, me weakling but me good shot and me fat. Wate a minut... not fat, uh... fats? fsat? no, fast! Mee fast and nimbul, me doj round ahint of anemy and poesun thirr leedr. Me got suppr-sekret formala for powrf'l poesun, me not tel enybody. Me poesun al owr anemez, me get big raward, mabe t'en me shar sekret formala.

End by ta way, Akselera do me in... in-je... in-jes-tise. He do me budiez injestise tu. He saey we cowwards. We not cowawarts, we bravr t'an anee. We dont uze armur, we lern t' doj insted. We finde poesuns, we slaey anemez with em. Suunr er lader we praps poesun weakling ork leedrz, taek ovrr triybz. We mabe conker werld, orks well rool al. Huray f'r orks!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Dugi » September 20th, 2013, 5:20 am

Suprsekkret fohmula fo powaf'l poesun? Me needs dat! Dat shalt maek me, Humongous Orcish Warrlorrd fom Karrpathia waay stronga, mo'o stronga dat me be naw! Komm an joyn me, togedrr we shalt ruul de wold!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby danwar123 » September 20th, 2013, 7:59 am

anyune ius welcum!frial or beify!join me!crush elf!NOU!NAO!!!!! :twisted:
iu wiel pai any amoot of gould.


*you can her "CRUSH ELF!CRUSH ELF!CRUSH ELF!"in the distnce*

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NOU,I AUM NOT IN LOUV WIUTH THEE ELFS!I WANTA KILL THIEM!

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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Rbuck » September 21st, 2013, 1:36 am

If me joyn Warrlurd Dugee, me be cheef cort sassin, me poesun Warrlurds anemez, teetch utter sassins formala an' conker wurld fr orks. Tgetter we beet nasty elvs tu pulp, stopp 'em bottring us wen we having fun with waars an al. Suppr-poesun kill ennyone sept Warrlurd, he alredy imune :(

* looks at healing potion formula *

Furmula saey: Oyle ov wale fish, grownded up brannchs ov ash tre, broun todestules and littel bitt of nektr frum peradyse flow'r. Wat's dat?
Tat is... I, awhh... er... :oops:
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Dugi » September 21st, 2013, 10:07 am

Greyt! Rabug joinin me. I got nu poizo formul, und a zuper cort sassin! Naw, me right han shalt kil all da chefteins of dribes that wud not join me arrmy. Togeda, we shalt kil dworfs, elfs, kindom ba kindom, und we shalt no stob den! We shalt kontinuu, kiling alzo da stinkin humanz und claim di entire Great Continent fur us, orcs!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby nexinor » October 12th, 2013, 10:28 am

Yuu leffft owt draggons annd fishy men and lizard men and nekromansers and bone men and goosts and wizzards and greefons.
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Rbuck » October 16th, 2013, 11:45 am

Draguns owr enimeez, okaysunly com upon ork trieb end offen desdroy al orks. Draguns vary bad anemes.
Fishman be tu prefect, donnt balive in vilance, war orr othur gud tings. Say they sivilised. Ha! Us orks be mor sivilised tan dey are cause we lern al that dey ignoor and praktise alot.
Fur lizerdmenn see Exlero.
No orks likes nekromassers and cumpny. Iff nott tat dey flict weekling humans and elfs and al as wel as us, we wuld declar holee croosade and wipe dem al owt.
As fur wizzarts, wat need be saed? Dey hafe on numrus okasions turnd batles wich we ott tu hav won aganst us. A wizzart hed is a prise valud verry mutch in mi trieb.

Btw, wat be yu?
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Dugi » October 16th, 2013, 2:39 pm

Draguns art baddy fos, bud a dragun kent best a badaloun ov moghty orcs. Und me, da mighty wizzar Duggy, kan kas a spel to shot every dragun daed.Fishboys art tricky, yet if thou sugzeed to trab one into a ned ov robes, dey art week az humons. Lizzardvolg art afraid of Duggy da necro wizard orgish vorior, so I no see dem long taem.
Join me, Duggy moght be a necro wizzy, do Duggy iz alzo a taf warior. Any of ya gan challang mich forr sords duel, bud I ashur ye, ya'll perish iv ya shoos so. Konziderr me a warrriorr, koz thouf I kan kas magiks, I haev da hard of a warriorr. Magics arr just to let me uz ma blaed mor! Und I detest boneboys und neromassers, dey art weaklings to nid minions and lus all da fun.

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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby Danwar132 » June 16th, 2014, 7:02 pm

Okiee,Deathkiing.Me want kill.
Wee shaaal swash de hummas much!Yeeas!
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Re: Us are moghty orks!

Postby darkeye28 » March 13th, 2015, 8:47 pm

Sssssssssss, I am a Naga and I ssssssssssss, join Dugi ssssssssssss, lestsssssssss crushssssss the elvesssssssssss and the humnassssssssss, with my army of sssssssss nagassssssssss ssssssssssss.
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