Ruin A Wish

[IPS]

Granted. But you are eliminated from the list because cheat from others :p

I would like if in this thread don't ruin wishes.

[wesfreak]

Granted. Instead they ruin "I would likes."

I would like it if I could absorb food instantly instead of eating, to save time.

[Hulavuta]

Granted, however you can't taste the food to enjoy it, since they never reach your tastebuds.

I would like if people in this thread ruined wishes again.

[johndh]

Granted, but they do so in not-very-creative ways.

I wish my cooking skills would level up more often.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but this applies only to meals you hate.

I wish all eras that have threads in this forums would be released in a form playable on both 1.9.x and 1.8.x and would make progress afterwards until they are perfect.

[Reepurr]

Granted, but these perfect campaigns are never noticed by the Mainline Devs for inclusion, and suddenly 1.10.x is released.
None of the perfect campaigns are upgraded to where they can be played on 1.10.x...

I wish all add-ons had animations.

[wesfreak]

Granted: every single add on unit in the game now uses the elf fighter sprites and animations.

I wish there was a larger number of skilled pixelartists.

[Reepurr]

Granted, but you forgot to define "skilled" and...oh dear.

I wish the Elvish Fighter was removed from the game, so all the add-ons would seem a bit more unique.

[Frenzik]

Granted, but you would get kicked off the forums for being a hater...

I wish I had a fisheye for my video camera

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you cannot ake pictures with the eye of a fish...

I wish for the end of all superstition in this universe.

[Hulavuta]

Granted, all superstitions are now true. That includes ones people have decided to make up just to mess with people.

I wish for another day off of school.

[Reepurr]

That includes ones people have decided to make up just to [beep] with people.

This forum is clearly no longer a PG.

[Hulavuta]

(I think Jetrel changed the censor on that particular word, because it's his name. But if it bothers you, I'll change it. I don't think it's going to go over well with the mods either, but I thought it was funny.)

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but you have to go to school at your next free day instead.

I wish my cat would not go onto my computer while I use the ladder, without me loosing either of them.

[Reepurr]

Granted. So long as you climb rickety wooden ladders, your cat will stay away from your computer. But otherwise...

I wish people would stop committing thread necromancy.