Ruin A Wish

[mnewton1]

Granted, but you never wake up!

I wish I could kick like Chuck Norris.

[bigkahuna]

Granted, but Chuck Norris gets annoyed and you have a tragic accident.

I wish that I was invincible.

[PeterPorty]

Granted, therefore, you can never beat DiD.

I wish I had a wombat.

[wesfreak]

Granted. You steal a wombat. The police comes after you for grand theft wombat.

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework.

[Frogger5]

so do I.

[johndh]

Granted, but now you have too much motivation to do your homework. You feel compelled to check and double-check all your work over and over, to the point of being an obsessive nervous wreck. You make good grades, though.

I wish I were always in absolutely optimal health.

[bigkahuna]

Granted. You become immune to all diseases and bodily ailments. The CIA note this, extract you from your home, and place you in a permanent containment cell for testing.

I wish that Papa John's [pizza] was as cheap as Little Caesar's [pizza].

[wesfreak]

I wish that there isn't another cycle of people continually forgetting to make wishes again like the last time. And also for pie.

[StDrake]

Your wish is granted - the thread dies from lack of people to post in it. And you forgot to ruin the previous wish, thus becomming what you hate, but starting from the opposite direction.

I wish pie are square (bad pun?)

[bigkahuna]

Granted. It already is, (in math terms) which means you wasted a perfectly good wish.

My wish still stants - I wish that Papa John's [pizza] was as cheap as Little Caesar's [pizza].

And you forgot to ruin the previous wish, thus becomming what you hate, but starting from the opposite direction.

Nice.

(bad pun?)

Yes.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. The cheap one grows in price until it reaches the expansive one's price.

I wish the third episode of Doctor Who (the new series) would be broadcasted in Germany in German on a channel I can watch to a time when I can watch, and without me getting hindered by anything from it.

[bigkahuna]

Granted. The cheap one grows in price until it reaches the expansive one's price.

You're evil.

Granted, but a storm comes and ruins the broadcast.

I wish you people wouldn't mess up my wishes.

[Reepurr]

Granted, but all of a sudden you discover you can't wish anymore. Seems like we can't mess them up, but you can't even wish for them in the first place.

I wish [the game I play] became devoid of bots.

[bigkahuna]

Granted. The developers remove all players from the game, including you, to get rid of bots!

I wish Reepurr would tell me what the game was. I'm curious now.

[Drakefriend]

Granted, but a storm comes and ruins the broadcast.

without me getting hindered by anything from it.

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Granted, but you don't understand the rules and get suicidal because of it.

I wish I would have won the contest I competed yesterday and today.