Ruin A Wish

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. It resembles his clone, Shadow. He steals any and all weapons he can find and destroys everything dear to you, as is the way of a goth hedgehog.

I wish Mario and Sonic would have a platformer cross-over.

[Finrod]

Granted, Mario now has blue spikes coming out of his ears.



I wish for a magic goat that has wonderful food coming out of one ear and money out of the other. And nobody can kill him or separate him from me.

[Boldek]

granted. have fun eating food covered in goat earwax. (we wont even discuss the money)

I wish for some one to make passable attack animations for my sprites, and I don't care if people steal them, copy them, or worship them, as long as I get them to make my campaign.

[Drakefriend]

Granted. Inferno8 becomes your slave. This means the Era of Magic gets abandoned.

I wish there was an update to the Era of Magic.

somewhat offtopic:

I hope I8's absence for the last month is due to intensive work on the Necrmancers or the Rune Masters redesign.

[Alarantalara]

Granted. A script updates the Era of Magic every 5 minutes, randomly changing unit hit point values by 1 to ensure that each version is incompatible with the previous.

J'espère parler en français.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Accordé. Je peux déjà le faire.

I wish to be able to eat all I want and never get fat.

[powershot]

Granted, instead you start dying.

I wish I had more computer time to work on EOTW.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. I hope you meant Eating Otters Tuesday and Wednesday. The Rights to Otters Foundation sues the **** out of you. I hope you think twice before eating cute animals.

I wish for a new TV.

[Boldek]

granted. it's totally new, and has a screen area of about 12 ' by 2'. that's centimeters squared.

I wish that my computer would behave so that I could continue with my campaign project.

[Finrod]

Granted, it behaves horribly.


I wish I could get my Bachelors, Masters, and PhD next week without burning out my brain, so I would never have to study for the rest of my life.

[uncleshelby]

Granted. You never study, and people think you are an alien, so they kill you.

I wish I knew if Great_Mage_Atari actually speaks French, or if he used my buddy.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Pourquoi voudriez-vous dire une telle bêtise? Vous les chiens de porc en anglais! Je crache sur vous! Vous stupides Knnnnnnn-ig-son!

Now who wants to hear Spanish?

[uncleshelby]

Wens! رغبة! 谨! želja! Wunsch! Souhaits! משאלה! Ir taip toliau!

[Great_Mage_Atari]

No wish? Ok. I will.

I wish for a cell phone that turns into an Autobot.

[uncleshelby]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish Great_Mage_Atari had used my buddy to find out what I had said, instead of making a fool about whoever did use my buddy.