Ruin A Wish

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Shinobody » October 15th, 2011, 9:01 pm

Granted. Dragonchampion gets crazy from this ("...but this CAN'T HAPPEN!") which leads to his insanity, subsequent end of all his R2Ds, and also to downfall of Roll2Dodge Forum in the end.
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Great_Mage_Atari » October 15th, 2011, 10:09 pm

Granted. But since you didn't wish for "a zeppelin", you get "zeppelin", which is improper in English. Meaning you get nothing.

I wish for a zeppelin.

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Boldek » October 15th, 2011, 11:14 pm

granted. unfortunately, of all the people to be on the maiden voyage of this zeppelin, Boldek is on board. and he just accidentally poked a hole in the canvas as you fly over the atlantic. hope everybody knows how to swim.

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Great_Mage_Atari » October 16th, 2011, 2:09 am

Granted. It is happy, but everyone else's around you is terrible, since they see how happy you are and think "I wish I was that happy." So, in the end, you get trapped on a roof with only a helicopter, a computer, and your sanity. But hey, at least your happy!

I wish for super powers.

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Boldek » October 17th, 2011, 2:14 am

nope, already used. the wish encounters a bounce back and now the ai on your computer is debugging great trolls, and always scoring lucky strikes, not to mention using time travel when defeated. choice: call a priest or a computer technician, it doesn't really matter at this point.

I wish to teleport back home outside of the helicopter, and I don't care if I am mugged by aliens, attacked by zombies, shot at by orcish crossbowman, as long as I am home outta that heli.
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Drakefriend » October 17th, 2011, 2:28 pm

Granted, but you are now cursed to suffer a pressing urge to get back to the helicopter, even if that is against any of your current emotions (meaning that you will suffer a horrible dilemma if you do not want to even think of the heli), but to never enter it again. Even in your afterlife, the curse persists: The helicopter is flying so close to you that you should be able to climb in confortably, but as soon as you reach for it, it flies just out of reach...

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Boldek » October 17th, 2011, 2:55 pm

granted. this thread vanishes, and the effects are undone.

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Finrod » October 19th, 2011, 4:44 pm

Granted, his idle animations are him laughing until his head falls off, which takes 17.892 standard earth years. You spend the rest of your life makeing laughing animations...as well as hallucinating helicopters. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Boldek » October 20th, 2011, 2:16 am

granted. you are dictator of a very empty country. all the stupid people are dead and all the smart people have fled. maybe you can order around your pet dog if you feel bored.

I wish for Finrod not to put so many :lol2:
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Great_Mage_Atari » October 20th, 2011, 2:28 am

Granted. He puts a ton of :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: and one :lol2:

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Finrod » October 20th, 2011, 2:51 am

Granted, Knowledge is flowing into your brain in a constant stream of terabytes of information involving stars, galaxies, and the Star Wars galaxy, you can never go to sleep because your mind is constantly working on overdrive until your brain explodes and puts an end to your misery.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I wish Shadowmaster wrote a decree stating that Boldek is now forced to change his signature to 20 :lol2: s and his Avatar to a giant :lol2:
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Boldek » October 20th, 2011, 3:46 am

granted. I am unique with the :lol2: in my sig, with a animated avatar, all the trolls and spammers die of envy making me Boldek the Forum saver who is promoted to dev. and then promptly has Finrod stripped of ever able to use the smileys.

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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by shadowm » October 20th, 2011, 8:37 am

Enough smiley spam. (Posting Guidelines, point 1d.)
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by MoroPoro » October 20th, 2011, 9:21 am

Boldek wrote:I wish for big great heaps of gold coins littered with precious jewels.
granted, but they're painted on canvas.
I wish for for an algorithm generating music for Wesnoth.
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Re: Ruin A Wish

Post by Finrod » October 20th, 2011, 8:36 pm

Granted, but it generates Stravinsky.


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