You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

[Midnight_Carnival]

187. World of Warcraft junkies in your neighborhood criticize you for being too addicted to Wesnoth.

...Intense!

...goo?

Elves used to shout "goo!" when you hit them

188. You can't get a girlfriend because when you finally get a girl back to your place all you can think to do is play hotseat against her

189. You can't get a girlfriend so you frankenstein one together out of spare parts.

[Dunno]

and
190. You can't get a girlfriend because you're afraid that she'll take all your villages and leave.

[monochromatic]

191. You akin your relationship with your girlfriend to the relationship between Kalenz and Cleodil.

[Hulavuta]

192. You realize that you don't have any chemistry and you don't know how you ended up together.
193. You outlive her and all of your children

[Captain_Wrathbow]

194. You don't even want a GF because then you'd have less time to play wesnoth/code WML.

[Hulavuta]

195. You meet a girl from a Wesnoth match and she becomes your girlfriend
196. Turns out it's a pedophile/kidnapper
197. You meet a REAL girl from a Wesnoth match and she becomes your girlfriend
198. You decide to get married in a Wesnoth match
199. Wedding crashers playing as an Ancient Lich, Fire Dragon, Armageddon Drake, and Great Mage crash the wedding and kill everyone in it.
200. They send the replay to all of their friends

[Rigor]

201. you are playing wesnoth for way too long when your gf wants to say something, takes a look at the screen to see what ur playing, closes her mouth again and sighs instead.

[batoonike]

189. You can't get a girlfriend so you frankenstein one together out of spare parts.

"Spare parts" of girlfriends :O

202. You play DiD once more, then take your chainsaw and go to a bar.

[Cybermouse]

203. You don't eat, sleep, or breathe anymore. You just play Wesnoth. Eventually you die and become a lich, although you don't really notice. But being a lich is only a cool bonus. The main thing is that you can now play Wesnoth nonstop for eternity.

[HomerJ]

203. You don't eat, sleep, or breathe anymore. You just play Wesnoth. Eventually you die and become a lich, although you don't really notice. But being a lich is only a cool bonus. The main thing is that you can now play Wesnoth nonstop for eternity.

204. You read this and first thought that comes to mind is, "Nah, eventually a foolish hero will kill you."

[batoonike]

205. You read this and second thing that comes to mind is "...unless I hide in this eastern cave with my swarm of 60+ hp spectres". Looks like the free girlfriend parts have to wait for I need to level this spirit fast.

[Bellerophon]

206. You get banned and find yourself with this huge amount of free time that you haven't experienced in years.

[Midnight_Carnival]

207. you have entries in the "Friends online" and "Foes online".

208. you have more "you have a new private message" emails than facebook related emails.

209. you complain that people are posting things that only hardcore vetrans would understand, only to find out that you were the one who opened the thread.

210. you have to explain something you posted on the "You've been playing Wesnoth too long when..." thread on Off-Topic forum because it was something obscure relating to a really old version of Wesnoth.

211. you get into an argument with someone on the "You've been playing Wesnoth too long when..." thread on Off-Topic forum because of something you posted relating to a really old version of Wesnoth, and they send you a PM saying "sorry, I checked, you were right!"

212. the person mentioned above is Dave

[Gwynnedrion]

212. You actually dream of being a wesnothian... Happens to me sometimes. Pretty awesome dreams I must say
213. You go to a "necromancing class" AND a "white magic class" because your ultimate goal is in becoming a hybrid mage.

[sur.nhm]

208. you have more "you have a new private message" emails than facebook related emails.

Acutally happens to me all the time I have no Facebook Acount...