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Hulavuta wrote:(I have no time to read all of this topic or the old one, because I have to go to Publix. So...)
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57. You make Wesnoth-mods of all of your favorite games
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59. You make Wesnoth mods for all of your favorite games.
Uh... ? :|

Oh wait, I get it. Nevermind. :lol2:
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(Yeah, I expected some people to misunderstand, but I was in a hurry. I'll edit it.)
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I have a "you know you've been playing Wesnoth too long when story" for you, but I got to tell it in my own way which is long and so a lot of people won't read it.

Last night my friend threw a party and although I did not plan to I may have overindulged.... slightly.
This would account for the fact that my mouth currenlty feels and tastes like a receptacle for cigarette ends and my head seems like it was used to smash brick walls in with.

I won't give you the gory details about mixing vodka, cheap wine and tomato sauce (ketchup), but at some point I lost consciousness. Only I didn't realise it because I went from a good party to a really great one, that is the Wesnoth party. I was in Wesnoth.

There were a lot of people I knew from the forums too, shadowmaster was there, he was a skeleton doing Michael Jackson looking dance moves, and because turuk couldn't make the party they had this like 14 meter high infalitible replica of him (I hope it wasn't very lifelike!) -won't go any further with this or I'll be in trouble for slander or something. But the dancing was great. I mean have you ever seen an elf dance? Kalenz was doing this thing, like a mixture of Russian, Irish and breakdancing and he just kept it up for hours, and when the loyalist theme thing played everybody went crazy... don't ask me how you can dance to that song, but we did, and especially don't ask about the Goblin Spearmen who came to like my waist height and kept accidentally poking me with their spears on the dancefloor (that might have been my friends trying to wake me up). Defaldor was really interesting to talk to, but he conjured an everflowing fountain of beer and so I couldn't finish the conversation I was having with him on account of all the Dwarves pushing me out the way to get to the beer.
It was very real, to the point where I woke up hung over and thinking that I had actually been to the Wesnoth party.
Mind you, there are a lot of things which could have happened last night and I'm hoping didn't so...

not sure if I should drink less or play Wesnoth less.
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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Midnight_Carnival wrote:I have a "you know you've been playing Wesnoth too long when story" for you, but I got to tell it in my own way which is long and so a lot of people won't read it.

Last night my friend threw a party and although I did not plan to I may have overindulged.... slightly.
This would account for the fact that my mouth currenlty feels and tastes like a receptacle for cigarette ends and my head seems like it was used to smash brick walls in with.

I won't give you the gory details about mixing vodka, cheap wine and tomato sauce (ketchup), but at some point I lost consciousness. Only I didn't realise it because I went from a good party to a really great one, that is the Wesnoth party. I was in Wesnoth.

There were a lot of people I knew from the forums too, shadowmaster was there, he was a skeleton doing Michael Jackson looking dance moves, and because turuk couldn't make the party they had this like 14 meter high infalitible replica of him (I hope it wasn't very lifelike!) -won't go any further with this or I'll be in trouble for slander or something. But the dancing was great. I mean have you ever seen an elf dance? Kalenz was doing this thing, like a mixture of Russian, Irish and breakdancing and he just kept it up for hours, and when the loyalist theme thing played everybody went crazy... don't ask me how you can dance to that song, but we did, and especially don't ask about the Goblin Spearmen who came to like my waist height and kept accidentally poking me with their spears on the dancefloor (that might have been my friends trying to wake me up). Defaldor was really interesting to talk to, but he conjured an everflowing fountain of beer and so I couldn't finish the conversation I was having with him on account of all the Dwarves pushing me out the way to get to the beer.
It was very real, to the point where I woke up hung over and thinking that I had actually been to the Wesnoth party.
Mind you, there are a lot of things which could have happened last night and I'm hoping didn't so...

not sure if I should drink less or play Wesnoth less
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Replay or didn't happen.
Oh wait...


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61: You watch a Basketball game and wonder what WML tags they used to code it
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Hulavuta wrote:61: You watch a Basketball game and wonder what WML tags they used to code it
62. You realize that the only tag they used was [move_unit_fake].
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63....stoned if you beat someone unconscious in a game of American Football(as in Wesball)
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@M_C: You post the strangest things... and I can never tell if they're true or not. :| :lol2:
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Midnight_Carnival wrote:I have a "you know you've been playing Wesnoth too long when story" for you, but I got to tell it in my own way which is long and so a lot of people won't read it.

Last night my friend threw a party and although I did not plan to I may have overindulged.... slightly.
This would account for the fact that my mouth currenlty feels and tastes like a receptacle for cigarette ends and my head seems like it was used to smash brick walls in with.

I won't give you the gory details about mixing vodka, cheap wine and tomato sauce (ketchup), but at some point I lost consciousness. Only I didn't realise it because I went from a good party to a really great one, that is the Wesnoth party. I was in Wesnoth.

There were a lot of people I knew from the forums too, shadowmaster was there, he was a skeleton doing Michael Jackson looking dance moves, and because turuk couldn't make the party they had this like 14 meter high infalitible replica of him (I hope it wasn't very lifelike!) -won't go any further with this or I'll be in trouble for slander or something. But the dancing was great. I mean have you ever seen an elf dance? Kalenz was doing this thing, like a mixture of Russian, Irish and breakdancing and he just kept it up for hours, and when the loyalist theme thing played everybody went crazy... don't ask me how you can dance to that song, but we did, and especially don't ask about the Goblin Spearmen who came to like my waist height and kept accidentally poking me with their spears on the dancefloor (that might have been my friends trying to wake me up). Defaldor was really interesting to talk to, but he conjured an everflowing fountain of beer and so I couldn't finish the conversation I was having with him on account of all the Dwarves pushing me out the way to get to the beer.
It was very real, to the point where I woke up hung over and thinking that I had actually been to the Wesnoth party.
Mind you, there are a lot of things which could have happened last night and I'm hoping didn't so...

not sure if I should drink less or play Wesnoth less.



Not to sound harsh, but you shouldn't mix up that things(I mean alcohols and, misterious, things like ketchup), as said before, this is funny to read, but it is sad to live that, if you have doubts, ask your friends, but, that is too much; and it is unhelthy.
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@Midnight: You made my day. I felt pretty crappy up until now.
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MC - ever wonder why they call them "spirits"? Please be careful.
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MC: :Awesome: You've just inspired my next birthday party. Pity none of my friends play Wesnoth.
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