You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
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Re: You've been playing too long wesnoth when you're...
31. When you go into someone's house and try and teleport back to your house.
32. When you and the person you're talking to begin to get OOS errors.
33. When you start hearing orcish assassins outside your bedroom window.
32. When you and the person you're talking to begin to get OOS errors.
33. When you start hearing orcish assassins outside your bedroom window.
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34. You have five versions of wesnoth installed on your computer, and a shortcut to each one is pinned to your start menu.
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This type of thing fakes me out when I look at the main index, I think someone actually posted something. At least Three word story and Vending Machine were in Off-Topic.
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Problem solved, just for you!
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You dreamt you were with shadowmaster in a bathroom?Zerovirus wrote:29. When you, after having spent a few weeks without access to Wesnoth or spriting programs on a vacation to China, dream that Shadowmaster (who looks like a combination of the Slender Man and Cthulhu) meets you in a noneuclidian bathroom covered in blood and bans you for not spriting enough.
My subconscious is very strange. I think Dave was involved in that dream too, but I forgot how.
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Why do you do that? I mean really, it's so unnecessary...
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I dreamed I was here. That's the closest I could find to describe the setting. There's an obvious difference between normal bathrooms and this, isn't there?. I think it's still technically a bathroom though. And SM manifested as a lovecraftian entity. Strange, isn't it?PeterPorty wrote:You dreamt you were with shadowmaster in a bathroom?Zerovirus wrote:29. When you, after having spent a few weeks without access to Wesnoth or spriting programs on a vacation to China, dream that Shadowmaster (who looks like a combination of the Slender Man and Cthulhu) meets you in a noneuclidian bathroom covered in blood and bans you for not spriting enough.
My subconscious is very strange. I think Dave was involved in that dream too, but I forgot how.
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35....thinking about which Loyalist line you want to become at military service-Spearman, Bowman, HI...
36....figuring you have to chose the Sergeant line because they have to promote you to Marshall at the start of the first scenario because of your incredible experience and leadership.
37....promoted to Marshall at the start of the first scenario because of your incredible experience and leadership.
38....able to create something such monumental as IFTU or Era of Magic within a single day out of boredom that has not a single bug or balance issue.
39....the only one who can play your incredible campaign with the easiest difficulty, but for you it is too easy even with the hardest option.
40....always trying to save 25 Gold each turn(for you cannot choose 0 Gold at the beginning of a Mp match).
36....figuring you have to chose the Sergeant line because they have to promote you to Marshall at the start of the first scenario because of your incredible experience and leadership.
37....promoted to Marshall at the start of the first scenario because of your incredible experience and leadership.
38....able to create something such monumental as IFTU or Era of Magic within a single day out of boredom that has not a single bug or balance issue.
39....the only one who can play your incredible campaign with the easiest difficulty, but for you it is too easy even with the hardest option.
40....always trying to save 25 Gold each turn(for you cannot choose 0 Gold at the beginning of a Mp match).
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Re: You've been playing too long wesnoth when you're...
Done that several times. Also talk about the "unit description" and "portrait" when discussing pre-packaged food, and refer to someone's ability to run interference, distract or stop things as their ZoC.elvish_sovereign wrote:7. When talking about historical battles, you begin to refer to the 'number of soldiers' as the 'number of units'.
...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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32....thinking you will learn pyrokinesis if you study physics.
33....trying to study "Magic" at your university.
34....calling your physics teacher "Great", "Arch" or "Silver Mage".
33....trying to study "Magic" at your university.
34....calling your physics teacher "Great", "Arch" or "Silver Mage".
After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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35. You remember the original thread, as well as the fact it reached 70-something pages before being locked by a shadow hammer.
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Araja wrote:35. You remember the original thread, as well as the fact it reached 70-something pages before being locked by a shadow hammer.
I wrote:6. When you remember the old thread of this....
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36....using a campaign dying message from Wesnoth for your last words.
37....never sleeping.
37....never sleeping.
After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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38....knowing every topic and member of this forum by heart.
39....writing in green without getting complains(especially not from the threads you used the color...)
39....writing in green without getting complains(especially not from the threads you used the color...)
After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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elvish_sovereign wrote:22. You've read and studied the Posting Guidelines carefully and have sworn for life not to double or triple post and use the edit button.
40. When you visit the cemetery, you always bring a shiny bottle of water with you.
41. When walking through New York City, you wonder, since when did villages get so advanced?
42. When you wonder what kind of idiotic map-maker drew New York City with so many villages. You never walk there again because it is so unbalanced.