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Elfarion wrote:140. you get home from a party, it's 4 am and despite you are drunk and need some rest you start playing BfW and you beat ATotB without recruiting and without losing a singel unit.
141.you beat the campaign in less than 10 turns TOTAL.
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1142. As soon as you wake up (as soon as your eyes open, literally), you walk to your computer and start playing Wesnoth.
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143.you dream to become a drake fighter and pwn everyone.
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144. Your kids are now playing Wesnoth.
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La_vie_en_Wose wrote:Your kids are now playing Wesnoth.
O_O That's starting to be really long...

1145: You see that most of the 1000+ posts of this topic apply to you.
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1146: You see a group of kindergarten kids, and you are surprised how could you miss the Era of Myths' update adding animations to Devlings.
1147: You set fire to Wizards of the Coast headquarters because those wretches claim that orcs are green.
1148: Late at night, you decide that you'll play Skyrim next day. The other day, before playing Skyrim, you spend 3 hours playing Wesnoth as procrastination.
1149: You have no movement because sitting behind your computer all the time, yet you are slender, because you don't want to stop playing a computer game because of such mundane matters as food.
1150: You dream of Wesnoth, but that dream is so realistic, that after an usual day in there (slashing orcs, hacking saurians, bashing skeletons, cursing ghosts,...), you sleep and have a dream of Wesnoth, where the same things happen, until you sleep again, and have a dream in a dream in a dream, and after repeating cycle for a few times, you get smashed by a troll because the RNG did not like you, die, but you cannot wake up from a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream, and you get stuck in your dreams of Wesnoth forever, happy that it finally happened.
1151: You are working on a WML to assembler compiler.
1152: You've noticed that symptom #1150 is a repost.
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Dugi wrote:1147: You set fire to Wizards of the Coast headquarters because those wretches claim that orcs are green.
1153: Your first thought is - green? That have to be trolls...
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1154 - You think about saving before trying something dangerous.

1155 - You see a scorpion and gives up stomping on it because it's nigh-invulnerable against impact attacks.

1156 - Runs to a house during a fight because you'll get 60% to avoid enemy attacks while inside it.
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1157 - After every lecture in a probability and statistics class, you think about how all the topics apply to BfW
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1156 - Runs to a house during a fight because you'll get 60% to avoid enemy attacks while inside it.
1158 You grab a kitchen knife to deffend yourself because the enemy has a ranged weapon and can't attack you back!?!? :shock:
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1159 When you miss the target in another game first thought jumps to mind is complain about wesnothian RNG.
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That's been said so many times :doh:
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1160 … you wonder if it was prudent to check on their "real world of today "-status before you play one of the human factions. :?
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1161: ... you no longer want to play Wesnoth.
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1162: ... you take a walk and think abount the number of turns you need to reach your destination.
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