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43. When you think the United States faction is overpowered and ought to be nerfed.

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44. While climbing trees in the park, a dog runs at you and stands at the base of the tree, barking aggressively. Your instinctive first thought is "Haha! 70% defence!" (Actually happened).
45. You're afraid of the dark since the new shadow and nightgaunt portraits came out. (Also somewhat true).
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46. You want to recruit, but can't find a castle...
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Captain_Wrathbow wrote:46. You want to recruit, but can't find a castle...

Actually it happened to me a couple of times...(and i said it in the old post...).


47. When you missmatch the word "Berserker" form the original viking warrior into the wesnoth unit.
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48....thinking you could empower your gun by simply attaching a dragonhead ornament to it.
49....believing all you need for creating an army is a castle and gold.
50....missing the tree you want to chop each 2,5th strike if it is standing in a forest, each 3,3333333333333...th one if in a swamp or on a hill and each fifth one anywhere else.
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Drakefriend wrote: 33....trying to study "Magic" at your university.
Actually, I am studying magic at university, Ok, I told them that I was studying Ancient Near-Eastern religions, occult and mythology, but actually I'm studying magic.

hopefully I'll be able to do it when I level up
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...apparenly we can't go with it or something.
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51. .... you find yourself looking for Wesnoth from Google Maps... then sending angry email to them...
"Neighbour knocked my door at midnight. Instead of sugar he wanted brains. I gave bullets."

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After far too long an absence, I have returned.
According to the quiz 100% Silver Mage (85% Archmage, 75% Shyde, 67% Flameheart and Ancient Wose,58% Assassin, Troll Warrior and Berserker). And my top score is exactly how I see myself.
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52. post several times in this topic (like someone)
53. when playing chess you always try to kill with a pawn to let him level up
edit: omg did I say kill? Aaa!!! It's too late for me! :augh:
Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
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54. You are in front of judge for shooting someone with bow, defending your self: "Its not my fault I am marksman! I can't do anything for my 60% min hit rate!"
"Neighbour knocked my door at midnight. Instead of sugar he wanted brains. I gave bullets."

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Lollipopz wrote:54. You are in front of judge for shooting someone with bow, defending your self: "Its not my fault I am marksman! I can't do anything for my 60% min hit rate!"
Actually, Marksman doesn't work on defense, so you wouldn't get 60% :P Maybe... you ought to play MORE Wesnoth? :lol2: (no offense ;) )
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As I understand it, the defense takes place at the courtyard after shooting.

55.In NR(nightmare), you win the first scenario without recruiting, choose the Javillineer line for Talinn later and leave the rod of justice where it is.
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Dixie wrote:
Lollipopz wrote:54. You are in front of judge for shooting someone with bow, defending your self: "Its not my fault I am marksman! I can't do anything for my 60% min hit rate!"
Actually, Marksman doesn't work on defense, so you wouldn't get 60% :P Maybe... you ought to play MORE Wesnoth? :lol2: (no offense ;) )
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Good point. :D
56. you think your life is way too long as a campaign...
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(I have no time to read all of this topic or the old one, because I have to go to Publix. But I think these ones are fairly realistic,)

57. You make Wesnoth-mods of all of your favorite games
58. You'd rather play these mods instead of the actual games.
59. You make Wesnoth mods for all of your favorite games.

(57 is making a campaign/faction based off of your favorite games)
(59 is making a Wesnoth mod for your favorite games)
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Hulavuta wrote:(I have no time to read all of this topic or the old one, because I have to go to Publix. So...)
Oh lol I remember Publix... I used to live in a state with that grocery store, but they aren't around in the place I live now. :lol2:
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