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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Spixi » May 5th, 2019, 4:59 pm

1288: You think that loyal dogs need no upkeep.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Pentarctagon » May 5th, 2019, 5:10 pm

Spixi wrote:
May 5th, 2019, 4:59 pm
1288: You think that loyal dogs need no upkeep.
Poor dogs :augh:
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by josteph » September 7th, 2019, 10:36 am

1299 1289: You recognize this map: https://user-images.githubusercontent.c ... e072c3.png (from #4196)
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by EarthCake » September 9th, 2019, 3:47 pm

1290: when you skipped 10 numbers by writing 9 instead of 8.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by gaojicainiao » September 10th, 2019, 12:06 am

1291: When you are going to kill a thief who has 24 hit points by using 10 × 3 blade attack and you have only 30% chance to hit, you notice that the chance to kill him is 21.6% IMMEDIATELY before getting close to him!
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by gaojicainiao » September 10th, 2019, 12:15 am

1292: When the timer is sounding to warn you...Yes, you have been playing wesnoth too long! :lol:
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Tad_Carlucci » September 10th, 2019, 4:06 pm

1293: Timer? What timer? Oh. Yes. I did go off a few hours ago, didn't it?
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by josteph » September 11th, 2019, 7:56 am

EarthCake wrote:
September 9th, 2019, 3:47 pm
1290: when you skipped 10 numbers by writing 9 instead of 8.
1294: Oh, that? I was sitting next to a lvl41 leadership unit when I posted that, that's all...

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Vilebeggar » September 11th, 2019, 3:34 pm

1295: When you name your Dwarvish Lord "Blind **ck" because he failed to kill a 3 hp elf even after 10 replays.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by EarthCake » September 11th, 2019, 6:30 pm

1296: When you kill "Blind Dwarvish Lord" with a 3 HP elf.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by josteph » September 12th, 2019, 4:03 am

1297: When you beat HttT with 0HP damage taken without saveloading.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by EarthCake » September 12th, 2019, 5:35 am

1298: When you beat all mainline campaign with 0 damage dealt without saveloading.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by EarthCake » September 12th, 2019, 11:08 am

1299: When you doublepost to see if the moderators will merge that two posts.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by gaojicainiao » September 12th, 2019, 3:53 pm

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1300:When you are the attacker in this image......
(This image will disappear one day.)
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P.S: The Dark Adept need 1 experience to level up, the Dwarvish Berserker still need 2 experience.
So if the Dwarvish Berserker fails to kill the Dark Adept, then the Dark Adept will level up and the Dwarvish Berserker will be defeated by another unit.
And the Dwarvish Berserker in this .gif image won't hit successfully even after 120 attacks (30 rounds).
It's a imaginary thing yet. Anyone who meet it will become a unfortunate and terrible legend...... :mrgreen:
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Tad_Carlucci » September 12th, 2019, 10:24 pm

1301: When you see the running item number (1301) and think, "Right, in that year, Delfador was ..."
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