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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by WTrawi » November 18th, 2017, 2:34 pm

1249. When you get bored of this thread.
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Post by Pentarctagon » November 18th, 2017, 5:55 pm

WTrawi wrote:1249. When you get bored of this thread.
Let me help with that.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Bitron » December 26th, 2017, 4:28 pm

1251. When you try to throw paper balls into a trash bin but you miss because the bin's defense is too high.

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Post by RolfDhew » April 21st, 2018, 10:12 am

When you view orcs as intelligent beings instead of mind less savages lol

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by ForestDragon » April 21st, 2018, 10:47 am

1253. When you see magenta objects as ones with TC issues.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Sudipta » April 22nd, 2018, 11:27 am

1254: When u r afraid to go out at night because u fear shadows and nightgaunts will backstab u
1251. When you try to throw paper balls into a trash bin but you miss because the bin's defense is too high.
Lol. in that case,
1255: When u think NBA hoops have 0% defense coz players never seem to miss
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by revansurik » May 15th, 2018, 4:32 pm

1256: When you've been out of the game for so long, but when you come back and starts listening to the soundtracks you feel so damn nostalgic you just can't let it go again ^_^

1257: Then, after your red mage misses 3 out of 4 fireballs against an opponent that only needs to be hit twice to be killed, you feel as angry at the RNG as ever :lol:
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Krogen » May 22nd, 2018, 1:14 am

1258: When in paintball you tell your short, bearded friend to go to the hill, because dwarves have better defenses there.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by PastaSaucey » November 28th, 2018, 9:11 pm

1259: You preform idle animations while waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store.
1260: You spell Conrad with a "K".
1261 You can't tell an internet troll apart from a Wesnoth troll.
1262: You are mad that you have so much experience at your job, and you still haven't leveled up yet …
1263: Someone stands in front of you, offering a handshake, and the 1st thing you do is check behind your back to make sure there are no backstabbers present.
1264: You're having a snowball fight, but instead of tossing chunks of snow at your friends, you are standing on the side, contemplating whether a snowball should do cold or impact damage …
1265: You step on a wallet lying on the floor and expect it's funds to be magically transferred to your bank account.
1266: You get ambushed by a little kid, and for the life of you, you just can't seem to take one step.
1267: You move closer to someone you find attractive. You get nervous, but can't seem to move away … you then blame it on his/her ZoC.
new 1268: You let out a deep, rolling laugh when you realize that the idiot that you've confronted has no mele weapon.


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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by josteph » November 30th, 2018, 2:48 pm

1268: You try to answer the question in in 1264.
1269: You figure that you need to find a Skeleton and throw a snowball at it.
1270: You look for a skeleton in the snow.
1271: You don't find one, so you look for a drake instead.
1272: You find a drake.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Tad_Carlucci » November 30th, 2018, 9:57 pm

1273: You realize the drake is vulnerable to snowballs but can't reach them any more due to the ZoC issue from 1267.
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