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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Great_Mage_Atari » November 6th, 2011, 10:48 pm

Oh well.

878: you get a spear and hope that whatever you do with it, it will give at least 8 damage.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Drakefriend » November 7th, 2011, 8:17 pm

879. ...you always hurt even if there is nothing that could do the damage.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by uncleshelby » November 7th, 2011, 8:18 pm

879. You get food poisoning, and tell the doctors, "Get me to the nearest village! And do it quickly, even if I can't die from it, I'm vulnerable!"
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Vincinct » November 7th, 2011, 9:52 pm

890.You think that puberty is a form of leveling up.
891.You threaten to use the BanHammer on your children when they say a bad word
892.You put on your resume that your a quick,intelligent elvish ranger with ambush abilities

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Great_Mage_Atari » November 7th, 2011, 11:36 pm

893: you start to use "RAGE QUIT???" after every victory, no matter what the activity.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by powershot » November 8th, 2011, 12:21 am

894: You've played every campaign(including add-ons) on hard with no recruiting 10 times each.
My new account is: Power_Pixel_Wannabe. Yea. Yea.... Why are you still reading this? What the heck m8? You have some kind of problem? Yea. I draw. NO I'M NOT 5 ANYMORE!!! Little brats.
The heck m8? I thought you left... No seriously... go... serious...
ok bye m8. I'm serious.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Boldek » November 8th, 2011, 1:21 am

895: At a parents meeting you ask the school if there is a Wesnoth Tactics class to enroll your children.
896: The teachers admit that there is such a class.
897: However, when you examine your children's homework, you discover with horror that the teacher tells the kids to play the drakes faction, prompting you to homeschool your children for lack of education.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by TheBladeRoden » November 8th, 2011, 9:29 pm

898: You start voice acting all the campaign dialogue. Methor sounds like Saruman, Delfador sounds like Stan Marsh's Grandpa, and of course Darken Volk sounds like Palpatine.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Shinobody » November 10th, 2011, 4:49 pm

Actually, next will be 900.
Great_Mage_Atari wrote:878: you get a spear and hope that whatever you do with it, it will give at least 8 damage.
Drakefriend wrote:878. ...you always hurt even if there is nothing thst could do the damage.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Drakefriend » November 10th, 2011, 4:54 pm

No, it is 890, as it jumped ten entries two entries later.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Ceres » November 10th, 2011, 4:59 pm

Actually it's 892 because of these three posts. Vincinct's posts were out of count, but they weren't counted by powershot when he tried to correct.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Joram » November 11th, 2011, 7:36 pm

Audit the Thread!
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by powershot » November 11th, 2011, 7:38 pm

What number are we at?
My new account is: Power_Pixel_Wannabe. Yea. Yea.... Why are you still reading this? What the heck m8? You have some kind of problem? Yea. I draw. NO I'M NOT 5 ANYMORE!!! Little brats.
The heck m8? I thought you left... No seriously... go... serious...
ok bye m8. I'm serious.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Gambit » November 11th, 2011, 8:34 pm

Joram wrote:Audit the Thread!
:lol2:

End the Thread!

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by powershot » November 11th, 2011, 8:45 pm

:cry:
My new account is: Power_Pixel_Wannabe. Yea. Yea.... Why are you still reading this? What the heck m8? You have some kind of problem? Yea. I draw. NO I'M NOT 5 ANYMORE!!! Little brats.
The heck m8? I thought you left... No seriously... go... serious...
ok bye m8. I'm serious.

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