You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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678. ...you won the lottery, how so? Save-loaded 12 000 001 times of course.
679. ...you are the owner of Wesnoth themepark.

680. ...
*you are threatened by armed mafiosos*
*you run away from them using your skirmishing ability and dodge their bullets as an elusivefoot*
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681. ...attempting {VARIABLE_OP playing_time time stamp} causes an overflow error.
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682. ...you think you're underpowered, so you make a thread about it.
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683. ...playing a real time strategy game you find your heroe surrounded by two enemies and you say :" oh no I have only 1 mouvement point this turn"...
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684. ...you can see HAPMA-style.
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685. You have a bad day, so you complain about the RNG.
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686.
*you go hunting*
*you see a deer*
*you shoot it*
*you miss*
*you wait for 4 hours*
*shoot again*
*miss*
*you curse the rng*
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687. ...you pay a coin of taxes every fourth hour.
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688. ...you reborn to become StrongRes.
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689. You show your friend Wesnoth, he/she doesn't like it, so you kill them.
690. You obey the law, so you believe you are 25% stronger at daytime.
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obnoxius-man wrote:689. You show your friend Wesnoth, he/she doesn't like it, so you kill them.

691.........and then they come back as a lich and decide to destroy all races except for dwarves.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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692. ...Your archrival wears white so you try to avoid him at day.
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Boldek wrote:
obnoxius-man wrote:689. You show your friend Wesnoth, he/she doesn't like it, so you kill them.

691.........and then they come back as a lich and decide to destroy all races except for dwarves.

Isn't there a wesnoth fan-fic about that? (Not about exactly that topic, but there is a lich, and he doesn't kill the dwarves at the end.)
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

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693. ...you have a Westattoo.
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694. you dream about yetis on moose :whistle:
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