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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by dipseydoodle » May 15th, 2011, 8:35 pm

Mountain_King wrote:527. Your desktop background is the Wesnoth map.
528. You have changed all your icons to images from Wesnoth (recycle bin--ancient lich. Computer --> Dwarvish arcanister, etc.)

Guilty on both counts. :twisted:
Also used to be guilty of the first.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by uncleshelby » May 16th, 2011, 5:46 pm

554. You make the wesnoth board game, and somehow, it works out. Somehow.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Zedreth » May 17th, 2011, 1:54 am

555. ...you read all 555 ways you know you've been playing Wesnoth too long.
May take up map creation. Wish me luck.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Drakefriend » May 17th, 2011, 8:42 am

556. ...www.wesnoth.org is your starting site.
557. ...you design programms explicitly to mod/develope BfW.
558. ...you programm a platform that is ideal for the programms from 557, playing BfW and going to this side-but, er, "little" else.
559. ...for you, time passes in seperate sections which are as long as needed, have each leader give orders once in a fixed order and have a day/night cycle of two sections each with a neutral section between them.
560. ...you think by not tidying up your room, you are better in the night sections.
561. ...you can play better at night because you play Battle for Wesnoth all the time.
562. ...darkness does not impair your sight, as it only affects your strength.
563. ...,if you have to give your occupation, you seek for "id=".
564. ...you look at the sidebar (and then in the responding cfg) to fill in id=.
565. ...it is BfW Player, Player, Gamer, etc.
566. ...this is really your occupation.
567. ...you cannot move beyond the battlefield.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Boldek » May 19th, 2011, 3:33 pm

568......you make orc grunt sounds every time you bump into someone.
569......you have zoc problems when passing a stranger in a hallway.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by flying_pancake » May 20th, 2011, 8:37 pm

Boldek wrote:569......you have zoc problems when passing a stranger in a hallway.
570......you become a skirmisher, to prevent this problem.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Boldek » May 20th, 2011, 8:47 pm

571.........you keep a sword in your belt.
572.........people ask you why you are carrying a sword around, and you give them a funny look.
573........you realize not everybody carries a sword around with them.
574........you switch to a bow.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by monochromatic » May 20th, 2011, 10:42 pm

575. You actually still post here. Move on people! :augh:

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Boldek » May 20th, 2011, 10:47 pm

people finally snap and beg you to stop.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by uncleshelby » June 2nd, 2011, 7:09 pm

577. You ask your mom if Wesnoth is in Europe.
578. She asks what Wesnoth is, and you burst out laughing.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by shadowm » June 3rd, 2011, 9:58 pm

579. You know that, in fact, Wesnoth is in Texas, U.S.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Hulavuta » June 3rd, 2011, 11:41 pm

580. You start to ask members of the Wesnoth community questions on your homework instead of your parents or teachers.

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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by flying_pancake » June 5th, 2011, 4:14 pm

581: You wonder why The Doctor can regenerate to his max health, and change unit.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Drakefriend » June 5th, 2011, 6:21 pm

581. ...you complain whenever dwarves have no guns.
582. ...you complain about anyone who is not a dwarf who has a gun.
583. ...you do not know what a gun is.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...

Post by Colouredbox » June 6th, 2011, 12:15 pm

584. You see a half-submerged log in a river and think "Why did that wose commit suicide?"

585. You are late from school. What do you do? Use debug mode and increase your movement points of course. (kinda rhymes)
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